Will Pat make Bob Uecker's death about himself?

[Guest]

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Mullen cums in dirty diapers. (Dan, this is a reference to how you stroke your penis until orgasm and deposit the load into a shit filled baby diaper)

 

[DominusOdium]

Yes and a write in vote for "Paul Weimer is a pedophile"

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I thought that nigga was dead already

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s only a Brewers fan because of Niki. She at least actually played softball while Pat never played any sports ever.

 

[VoteJello]

I'd hope his feed is filled with videos of Norm telling the Bob Uecker story

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I prefer Bob Cribbage tbh

 

[T. Booth Willy]

He will absolutely make it about himself because it's the only way he'll be able to talk about it. He's never seen major league, he never watched any of the old Johnny Carson interviews and he definitely won't catch any of the norm references. But he won't let an opportunity for xitter asspats go to waste. He'll probably tell some stomach turning made up story about fucking his dumpy wife in the parking lot at Miller Park while listening to Bob Uecker on the radio.

 

[Username]

Right now he’s flatly scanning his Wikipedia page so he has some fact/stats to copy paste. Bob Ueker was the greatest……

 

[Guest]

a write in vote for "Paul Weimer is a pedophile"

This has been added as a choice.

 

[A House Nigger]

Here's his stats for anyone that cares. Well known he was a better commentator than ball player. Career .200 hitter.

Bob Uecker Stats, Height, Weight, Position, Rookie Status & More | Baseball-Reference.com

Check out the latest Stats, Height, Weight, Position, Rookie Status & More of Bob Uecker. Get info about his position, age, height, weight, draft status, bats, throws, school and more on Baseball-reference.com

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[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat really appreciates Bob because he got a free clock at a baseball game. Pat lacks actual empathy and this is what you get when a legend dies.

 

[captain_kamala]

Pat really appreciates Bob because he got a free clock at a baseball game. Pat lacks actual empathy and this is what you get when a legend dies.

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This looks suspiciously like a Sam delany gift photo

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This looks suspiciously like a Sam delany gift photo

" Time for Nyquil!"

 

[SensibleKeks]

Pat really appreciates Bob because he got a free clock at a baseball game. Pat lacks actual empathy and this is what you get when a legend dies.

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Pat really should clean the dirt under his nails.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Pat really appreciates Bob because he got a free clock at a baseball game. Pat lacks actual empathy and this is what you get when a legend dies.

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He is completely incapable of having a thought without filtering it through a lens of "me, myself and I". He's very autistic, you see.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat really appreciates Bob because he got a free clock at a baseball game. Pat lacks actual empathy and this is what you get when a legend dies.

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My entire life? He didn’t give a shit about the brewers until Niki - he’s been a fan his “entire adult life”

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Pat really should clean the dirt under his nails.

That's shit. Shit that gets up under his nails from scratching his itchy, dirty ass.