Will Flavia be leaving Dan for patrick?

[guest]

Brazlian women, more than others, seek the alpha.
Somebody who fucks with skill and enthusiasm. An provider not afraid of confrontation.
Let's run the numbers

[SIZE=22px]Dan Mullenstein (jew):[/SIZE]
-5'7, waterlogged, fat, downsy face, bald
-Failed podcaster, rubber dogshit salesman
-drinks bud light
-Renter (LOL!)
-wannabe internet celeb
-high pitched soy voice
-buys women amazon gift cards
-Got run off the internet by cyberstlakers
[SIZE=18px]
Patrick Tomlinson (white)[/SIZE]
-6'1, 225, strong farmers body, blue eyes, full head of hair
-6 figure author, pundit, comic, trained marksman, political firebrand
-drinks ocean-barrel aged whisky
-homeowner, savvy investor
-actual -internet celeb
-enunciates words, not afraid of confrontation
-fucks women in back of 'stang in parking lots
-fights cyberstlakers for the past 4 years

....But who has the bigger dick?

Could the self-proclaimed leader of the "rascals" be projecting?






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Leave Dan, Flavia. You'll finally be fucked the right way.

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[The Fuchitive]

I need to see Dan come back with some heavy duty chimping out before I can allow myself to ironically simp Patrick to troll him

 

[captain_kamala]

patrick would never stop bragging about his brazilian wife. but then again neither did dan.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

patrick would never stop bragging about his brazilian wife. but then again neither did dan.

9/10
87/113
1.7

The numbers don't lie

 

[SFWA liaison]

Niki will turn Flavia into a lez

 

[guest]

If Pat finally made an account, logged in and just shit on Dan I would be in the hospital from rib damage...he's not clever enough to do it but that'd really make me laugh

 

[The Fuchitive]

If Pat finally made an account, logged in and just shit on Dan I would be in the hospital from rib damage...he's not clever enough to do it but that'd really make me laugh

He changes his life around, quits being a stupid faggot on Twitter. Gets a job and stops writing children's books. Pays Quasi and loses 220 lbs. Starts a Podcast about Dan.

 

[guest]

He changes his life around, quits being a stupid faggot on Twitter. Gets a job and stops writing children's books. Pays Quasi and loses 220 lbs. Starts a Podcast about Dan.

Gold Jerry! Gold!

 

[guest]

Strong farmers body

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Yes, stlaker. All those things you just said about me having a nice piece and giving Flavia a proper fuck are accurate. The FBI is coming to bring you balloons and a charcuterie board. Await the knock

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Does patrick take pictures of himself pushing his own turds back in with a literal shit eating grin? cause dan does

 

[guest]

the crotch close ups earned you ribs from me and my immediate heir

 

[Feltch My Ass]

that nigga Dan look retarded yo

 

[HotDogJoe]

I can't get over that picture. I hate to be so brutal but holy christ, how do you look like that and make fun of anyone else's appearance?

 

[The Fuchitive]

 

[captain_kamala]

haha
i bet i could get pat to buy me a beer for reparations

 

[quark]

I can't get over that picture. I hate to be so brutal but holy christ, how do you look like that and make fun of anyone else's appearance?

3/4 of this place nervously squirming right now

 

[kingship75]

9/10
87/113
1.7

The numbers don't lie

And they spell “disaster” for Dan at Sackerfice.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I can't get over that picture. I hate to be so brutal but holy christ, how do you look like that and make fun of anyone else's appearance?

He looks more like David Koechner than David Koechner does.