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This is easily in the top 2 best responses of all time. The other one being when someone texted him in Spanish and he put his response through google translate.
I’d have been more impressed if he’d said “D for death penalty, E for electric chair.”
Not everyday, and I don't always drink.
I'm waiting quietly for it to tick over to millions of times. 20 years from now when this forum is down to 8 people (2 real + alts). If the diabeetus doesn't take him first.F for felony stlaker, that is what you are committing by texting this phone number. You have been instructed thousands of times not to contact this number
Was he actually trying to explain his excessive drinking to a cyberstalker?
Why didn’t you wear a rubber, B?
What I don't get is who goes to a bar and doesn't drink. That has to piss off the bartenders who have to watch him take up 3 spaces with his fat ass and laptop then not even order a drink.
Lots of ways to skin a pig.What I don't get is who goes to a bar and doesn't drink. That has to piss off the bartenders who have to watch him take up 3 spaces with his fat ass and laptop then not even order a drink.
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