Why was Pat completely naked when he got cuffed?

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Don’t most people wear clothes to bed so they don’t grind their ass, dick, and balls all over their sheets? Or so they don’t have to sleep in disgusting pubes and body hair all the time?

Nice living in your own filth, stupid.

 

[DominusOdium]

Because that way it looked like he was caught totally unawares and didn't self swat, and that he was totally humiliated by the mean police so give him money.

 

[Rudderman]

Because I sleep naked child, as all sexy manly-men do. And because I directed torswats to target the half of the hovel I wasn't sleeping in that night, but he got it wrong. That's why I was so angry, stlaker child.

Enjoy prison.

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Because it’s totally normal to not grab any random pants and throw them on before answering the door.

 

[wbgreen]

James Bond sleeps naked, at least in the books he does.

 

[Antwan2]

I don’t know one friend that sleeps naked every night. Dude is odd.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I have a feeling the bodycam footage will show that he was wearing one item: a makeshift buttplug.

 

[DominusOdium]

I have a feeling the bodycam footage will show that he was wearing one item: a makeshift buttplug.

In reality just a Jean Luc Picard mini bust that makes him cry and cheer in all the right places.

 

[despacito69]

I dont wear underwear, little one.

 

[The Talking Dead]

@CuntFucker

Just curious - How do reconcile being a "straight" man and having a giant collection of pictures an obese man's gay porn?

You peaked long ago. Unfunny faggot.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Remember his zip lining sweaty taint? That's why baby child stlaker

 

[wbgreen]

Underwear wears out faster than shirts or pants and y’all see he hasn’t bought new shirts or pants in years.

I dont wear underwear, little one.

 

[N64 Cube]

Just be aware that every picture we see him in fully clothed, he’s not wearing underwear.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

I have heard he also sleeps without a bedsheet, he lays right on the mattress! There's a big yellow sweat stain on the mattress.

 

[Jenna]

He wrote the story of how the MPD would harass him and then tried to execute the plan. With his leftist twitter bubble being full of "all cops are racist bastards" (I wonder if they'll use his claims that police train horses to trample black people) he figured as long as the cops behaved how he thought knew they'd behave, he'd have an easy case.

Standing behind his door, screaming at the cops that he's not allowing them in to see if he killed Niki? He wanted them to kick down his door, but they didn't. Still put it in the lawsuit.

While Niki recording, he lunged towards a cop in a threatening manner. He wanted them to restrain him George Floyd style, but they didn't. Still put in the lawsuit that cops have been "violent" towards him.

The naked thing actually did happen, and he couldn't wait to send the footage to every news outlet in America. Because he purposely answered the door naked and started angrily oinking until they handcuffed him.

 

[BUBBLER]

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Does he ever just suck cock?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

It was only like 1 am right? I assume he was up edging to trannies dressed as Harley Quinn.

 

[Imager]

I have a feeling the bodycam footage will show that he was wearing one item: a makeshift buttplug.

Why does it have to be makeshift, child? Are you saying he can't even afford a properly manufactured buttplug?

I think piggy spends his money strategically, and some things you just don't skimp on.

 

[peckafacce]

Because he wants to be humiliated. Any normal person, even if they sleep naked keeps clothes right next to the bed. No one would answer the door with out putting on something. Its not likey broke down the door and surprised him while he was sleeping.