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Why was Fredo such a fuckin retard?
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Why did Superman have such a huge fawken CAWK
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Those bare-midriff outfits (the ladies) were damned sexy. Superman had it made.
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He was a sickly kid and Vito treated him like a baby so he never grew up. Fredo took after his fathers weakness - compassion and love.
He liked a drink and was motivated solely by envy.
I always had sympathy for him. I can't see myself betraying my brother, but that little verbal slip when he's all coked up, excited, nervous...I could see myself doing that.
I wasn't born into a family business but my little brother is wayyy more successful than I am. I also like fishing. Fuck, if someone handed Fredo a copy of Mein Kampf we'd be identical. Hopefully I have a similarly painless ending.
I always had sympathy for him. I can't see myself betraying my brother, but that little verbal slip when he's all coked up, excited, nervous...I could see myself doing that.
I wasn't born into a family business but my little brother is wayyy more successful than I am. I also like fishing. Fuck, if someone handed Fredo a copy of Mein Kampf we'd be identical. Hopefully I have a similarly painless ending.
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A much more efficient way to phrase what I said
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In the book he was a ladies man. He had like 10 kids with diffrent strippers
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You read, John?
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Always
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Nooo.. you didn't get the bit.
For $20 you'll have @Jenna scrounging around trying to rap better than @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2
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he's Italian.
edit: fuuuck
edit: fuuuck
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The book fucking sucks. The movie is better for trimming the stupid shit out of it. Like, the novel goes on and on about Sonny’s huge cock, which Puzo seemed weirdly fixated on. Thats Cumia/Norton levels of faggotry.
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A cock so massive that it stretched out a woman's hole so badly she had to have corrective surgery. She falls in love with the pinky-dicked doctor that fixes it...
That entire passage felt like it was three chapters long, but it was probably only two pages.
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Also Luca was much more brutal. He knocks up an Irish broad, and when the kid is born he tells the midwife to put it in a furnace.
He didn’t want any of that race (i.e. Irish) to live.
Some here would sympathize.