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He's like Randy Bobandy, but without the charm, fierce loyalty or sex appeal. Would probably gobble a guy or three for a greasy old cheeseburger, too. And he's fat.
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He looks like some hideous deep sea floor dweller. Even the Japs would throw him back.His head is so lumpy
Not that one Jap who approached him to apologize for his behavior in 1940.He looks like some hideous deep sea floor dweller. Even the Japs would throw him back.
He was just trying to distract Pat while his granddaughter crept around the back to club him over the back of his head.Not that one Jap who approached him to apologize for his behavior in 1940.
That's why they call Patrick, "The Brick Hithouse," and the "Midwestern Dandy."He was just trying to distract Pat while his granddaughter crept around the back to club him over the back of his head.
Unfortunately, Ol' 1.7 GPA's head fat cushioned the blow, and he didn't even stop talking.
You ever tweeted to a atalker in the pale moonlight, child?Never rub another man's rhubarb, children.
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