We already have Milwaukee's finest breathing down our necks do we wish to provoke an interdimensional God/King?
Why is the majority of The Lizard King archive unavailable?
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I can probably compile them, the good ones anyway.’
We need to unearth the ancient tomes.
Probably subpoena! <- ONA forum reference
.... Please?
O Glorious and Majestic Lizard King, slayer of many, powerful beyond measure,
We the unaffiliated rascals, pests, ne'er-do-wells, urchins, rogues, subsistence bit farmers, pirates, scoundrels, rapscallions and skip-skop scallywags of the Owen A Farms humbly beseech Thee and Thy holy scribes to bestow upon us a document of Your courageous diplomatic efforts towards Hogrick the Slopfeaster, scourge of the alleys of Milwaukee and devastator of conference hall and hotel toilets nationwide.
May this request please Thee, O resplendent one. A thousand years may you reign.
We the unaffiliated rascals, pests, ne'er-do-wells, urchins, rogues, subsistence bit farmers, pirates, scoundrels, rapscallions and skip-skop scallywags of the Owen A Farms humbly beseech Thee and Thy holy scribes to bestow upon us a document of Your courageous diplomatic efforts towards Hogrick the Slopfeaster, scourge of the alleys of Milwaukee and devastator of conference hall and hotel toilets nationwide.
May this request please Thee, O resplendent one. A thousand years may you reign.
Faggot FED collecting evidence...
Yeah that is kinda sus, do you want the time stamps, numbers and meta data too, fuckin’ fed.
Like 21 jump street 'round here. Head on a swivel lamb chops.
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Reposting old screen caps of a lizard yelling at Patrick is going to blow the case wide open. I'm foiled again, gumshoes.
