Should've gotten a better eyelift, stupid.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Why is Opie Asian now?
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Should've gotten a better eyelift, stupid.
Hord on hord on hord on!
I fought a round-eye underwater once. Then I shit on the beach to dishonor his family.
*famiree
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He's no chink, he's fawkin zooted
Looks like someone who needs glasses but refuses to get them.
A baby hit is all the Opster needs. Just a taste. Lil bit lil bit.
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That was my thinking. That's a purposeful squint, motherfucker can't see.
*chinky sniff*
His wife is 27 years younger than he is and she made him get plastic surgery.
He is good at math.
Surprised he got the Chelsea job. Not many ethnic coaches in the EPL.
Reave it arone
Came across a bit try-hard with the new big boy suit and Hublot a week after wearing a TJ Maxx tracksuit.
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"We're not that close!" - his eyelids.
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In one of his dumb live streams with Carl he turns the camera to selfie mode on his face for a few seconds and you can tell he’s trying to look over the work he recently had done to his eyes. I think that’s around the time he got it done, because it was the first time I had noticed it and you can tell he was self conscious about it and trying to see how it looks on camera like it was new. I think they were in the subway sushi place, I have no idea why I remember that.
