Why do you need a real estate person to sell your house?

[Professor Rape]

I look at the pictures of people who work in real estate and it's 20-year-old dumb fuck women lol. What can they do that I can't? How about I save all those fucking fees and not go through some dumb bitch?

This is all rhetorical, I've never used a real estate agent because I know it's a waste of money, I just wanted to complain about something. I like rape.

 

[We Have Everything]

WWAW with husband/wife realtor teams? LOL

 

[JebJoh]

I look at the pictures of people who work in real estate and it's 20-year-old dumb fuck women lol. What can they do that I can't? How about I save all those fucking fees and not go through some dumb bitch?

This is all rhetorical, I've never used a real estate agent because I know it's a waste of money, I just wanted to complain about something. I like rape.

If you have no idea how to buy or sell a house, they can do a lot of the legwork and all of the paperwork for you. You can also add 100 grand to the price and make them deal with being unable to sell it for a year.

 

[DMAN]

What can they do that I can't?

Bring dudes back to these houses in the middle of the night to get their backs blown out. Also, OFFER to bring a dude back to the house in the middle of the night to get their backs blown out so the dude will buy the house.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

All of the dumbest, least likable women I ever met in my twenties became real estate agents in their 30s.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

They don’t do shit, usually. It’s just listing the house on the internet and filling in blanks on some forms. And they stand there on Sunday and let people walk around and look at the house while they play on their phones.

They don’t really negotiate for you because they’re all colluding to make prices high. They don’t have to figure out the right listing price with comps because it’s computerized.

 

[Turk February]

They don’t do shit, usually. It’s just listing the house on the internet and filling in blanks on some forms. And they stand there on Sunday and let people walk around and look at the house while they play on their phones.

They don’t really negotiate for you because they’re all colluding to make prices high. They don’t have to figure out the right listing price with comps because it’s computerized.

Contrarian Turk here. Property law is extremely complex and you want and agent and a lawyer to protect you when making such a big investment. Also. It's lunch time.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I sell, Paul.

 

[aRTie02150]

I've had multiple people who visit family members who live in my building tell me to call them if I ever decided to sell my place.

No realtor needed

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I've had multiple people who visit family members who live in my building tell me to call them if I ever decided to sell my place.

No realtor needed

Is this a nice multi sink unit with white neighbors? Or venezulelan gang members trying to force you out of their drug dealing den?

 

[aRTie02150]

Is this a nice multi sink unit with white neighbors? Or venezulelan gang members trying to force you out of their drug dealing den?

It's a single sink but it's a double sink, so I count it as 2 when reporting it to the census.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

It's a single sink but it's a double sink, so I count it as 2 when reporting it to the census.

Jesus Art, not even a full 2 sinks? Do you cook in your bathroom?

 

[aRTie02150]

Jesus Art, not even a full 2 sinks? Do you cook in your bathroom?

Toilet Tachos