Why do gay men take care of themselves, look good, while lesbians are big fat messes?

[Patrick O'Neal]

I was in the supermarket today, looking into other people's baskets and judging them. Particularly, those belonging to these two fat lesbians.

Honestly, I didn't see anything in there I would count as food. It was 90% puddings. Multiple trifles, packet after packet of chocolate cookies, sugary drinks, ice cream. What are you treating yourself for??

They must know what they look like. They must see Johannesburg, Ortega, Ku and then look at themselves in the mirror and want to puke their guts out.

 

[Phish]

Hopefully theyre just trying to do us all a favor and chomp themselves into the earliest grave possible. Keep shoveling bullshit down your fat gullet, stupid frumpy lesbos!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This guy said he thinks gay men look good.

 

[Phish]

This guy said he thinks gay men look good.

He said they look so cute he wants to suck them to completion. FAGGOTTTTTT!!!!!!

 

[NoBacon]

@Jenna comment?

Why do you look like shit?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

This guy said he thinks gay men look good.

If a gay man doesn't have a six pack he will want to kill himself.

Lesbians will look like Lady Di and act like that is acceptable.

 

[Ladynyahh]

You are not gonna fuckin believe this. OP...is an ASS MUNCHER!

 

[DMbA]

Are you a Costco black card holder?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

If a gay man doesn't have a six pack he will want to kill himself.

Lesbians will look like Lady Di and act like that is acceptable.

This guy wants to suck mad dudes.

 

[Peckas]

Homosexuality is rooted in narcissism while lesbians ugly up so daddy won’t touch them anymore.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Men are better than women.
Women are lazy slobs.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

You are not gonna fuckin believe this. OP...is an ASS MUNCHER!

He much more betrayal can I take?

 

[Nigger John]

I’m on the west coast. A lot of the fags are no better than the lesbos.

A lot of them are into the commie shit and don’t bath.

 

[Antwan2]

I think they think being a fat slob while wearing flannels is masculine aka Al Borland chic

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Homosexuality is rooted in narcissism while lesbians ugly up so daddy won’t touch them anymore.

I think this is the only answer so far that makes any sense.

Lesbians hate men. Men want women to look sexually attractive. Ergo, lesbians look as sexually unattractive as it is possible for a human to look in order to spite men.

I guess they are the real winners!