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I have the flu. I will be accepting I'm-so-sorry-Abes in this thread.
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Why do bad things only happen to ME??
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Did the doctor tell you that you have a sore throat?
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Nigga I've been coughing out blood for the past week.
Probably cancer
Probably cancer
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Not everything is about you.
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He should try not sucking so much dick
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I don't think it's appropriate to make jokes when a friend is very ill and in need of our support. You're kind of a dick, yo.
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So @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda , did you catch the flu from sucking dick?
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I'm sick too so I get special privileges.
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If you were sick this whole time, where's you "send me get well messages" thread?
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Are you sure this is how you guys want to treat me in my final moments? Calling me a dick sucker and making fun of me? Instead of talking about my tremendous body of work and how handsome I am?
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YEAH!
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If there's one thing I can't stand it's when someone takes one of @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 's ideas, claims it as their own, and runs with it for many months.
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You can be Nitro all you want... WHEN I'M DEAD!! *cough* *cough* *COUGH* *COUGH* *WHEEEEEEZZZZZZZE*
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What are you talking about? You're not making any sense Abe. I think you're delirious, you should call an ambulance or drink some neocitran
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I just want to know, where does he get his ideas from?
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Faggots! Goony Goo Goo! I kicked the fucking dog, Eddie! If you fuck me too hard I'll clench my buttcheeks and rip your cock off with my ass!
Edit: Get it? I'm delirious. Even on my flu-bed I'm a cerebral comedic genius. You're all sure gonna miss me when I'm gone.
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Not a single "I'm so sorry, Abe."
I hope you're all ravaged by the flu.
I hope you're all ravaged by the flu.
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Just don’t jerk off