Why can't mooslems drink alcohol?

[BoqsDiaperHat]

I imagine it's because they all start getting gay with each other after two drinks and start rubbing each others genie lamps.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Just means more road sodas for the rest of the fellas

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Because they would start raping children. Like Muhammad

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Because they would start raping children. Like Muhammad

They do that without alcohol though. I think they don't consume alcohol because they may forget to rape all the prepubescent girls in the village or be too hungover to complete the teachings of prophet muhammad

 

[Africa.com]

They are too dumb to handle it

 

[chocolatehellhole]

They are too dumb to handle it

They couldn't figure out how to make it.. not patient enough to let things age.

 

[Africa.com]

They couldn't figure out how to make it.. not patient enough to let things age.

Their whole religion is built around the idea that they are too stupid to handle anything so they have to deny themselves of it and get on their knees and pray. But they allow child fucking and marriage, and Tea Boys, and all manner of faggot shit. It's like poetry

 

[guest]

(41st birthday:) "Stupid Mooslems, amirite?...oww my liver"

 

[chocolatehellhole]

(41st birthday:) "Stupid Mooslems, amirite?...oww my liver"

 

[Africa.com]

He's never said anything funnier in the tens of thousands of words he has posted here, than you posting this gif

 

[guest]

"w-where's my phone, I have a thread idea"

 

[Coonskin]

 

[chocolatehellhole]

"w-where's my phone, I have a thread idea"

 

[guest]

"its a craft, heh"

 

[iBangedQuasi]

"its a craft, heh"

I hope you and your 15 year old Lexus get wrecked by a drunk driver.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

They'd forget about their rapes

 

[Africa.com]

They'd forget about their rapes

They'd have to start at the top of the list every time they had a thimble of camel piss wine

 

[guest]

Online, im anonymous, and "dangerously" sassy...heh, thread idea: Belligerence directed at Islamic Sobriety. heh...

"heh, Patrick responded to my harassment, brb"

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

Online, im anonymous, and "dangerously" sassy...heh, thread idea: Belligerence directed at Islamic Sobriety. heh...

"heh, Patrick responded to my harassment, brb"

You worship a dead pedophile and your skin is the color of shit

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Online, im anonymous, and "dangerously" sassy...heh, thread idea: Belligerence directed at Islamic Sobriety. heh...

"heh, Patrick responded to my harassment, brb"

Why are you here? Just to be a sassy brown pedophile faggot on an irrelevant Internet forum? At least Patrick is entertaining. You just suck