Why cant hildy's wife act like a lady?

[captain_kamala]

Seriously it bothers me so much. She probably texts him poo emoji with updates throughout the day

 

[Professor Rape]

Why the fuck is he married to that thing? It's like the poor schmuck who's married to MM Schill. They don't have kids with them, so what's the point of sticking around?

It doesn't make any fucking sense. They're fucking deranged.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

43 likes and 15 comments on a post about her aching blown out asshole. If only Starship Fonzie got that kind of engagement.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

It's actually impressive how incredibly repellent these people are.

 

[EraGodless]

Seriously it bothers me so much. She probably texts him poo emoji with updates throughout the day

She needs to update her thumbnail pic

 

[captain_kamala]

It's actually impressive how incredibly repellent these people are.

I'm glad they found each other

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Dating a woman for anything but physical attractiveness is stupid.

 

[Professor Rape]

Dating a woman for anything but physical attractiveness is stupid.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Why the fuck is he married to that thing? It's like the poor schmuck who's married to MM Schill. They don't have kids with them, so what's the point of sticking around?

It doesn't make any fucking sense. They're fucking deranged.

Something to do with age of consent being 18.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Seriously it bothers me so much. She probably texts him poo emoji with updates throughout the day

I had only had sinus infections as far as I can tell until I was in my early 30s and had kids. Never vomited or anything else from being sick. Had my son and he brought home norovirus from daycare. I was shitting clear water every 15 minutes and vomiting into a trash can in front of me for 7 hours. Lost 11 lbs and the skin on my fingers was wrinkled/deflated-looking. At one point I was in my shower in a fetal position with the water on just shitting down the drain and dry heaving. A couple of times I started to lose vision while vomiting and I thought my wife was going to have to break the door handle to find me passed out, ass-up, covered in filth on the bathroom floor. Would have been slightly embarrassing...

It's only appropriate to share this type of stuff amongst close stalkerchild friends. I would never post this to a non-anonymous social media account. #ShitCon2024

 

[Udders]

WHY WOULD A WOMAN SHARE THIS.

Thank God he has a vasectomy and she's too ugly to fuck. What an entire family of disappointment.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Her ENTIRE personality is centred around her leaky anus and constant shitting. Really something

 

[DominusOdium]

One day Eric will find a shit puddle in the bed in the shape of the Virgin Mary and convert

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I wonder if there were any bones in it.

 

[SFWA liaison]

These are the people convinced we funsters have an unhealthy internet habit btw.

 

[Turry Fawks]

These are the behaviours of a molestation victim.

 

[BUBBLER]

These are the behaviours of a molestation victim.

Something tells that you can relate…

 

[Turry Fawks]

Something tells that you can relate…

I make lots of dookie but I'm a growing boy (am I?)

 

[UnPRePared]

I'm an opened minded fella, but I'll say this much: if any woman gets super in depth like this broad about hemorrhoids, or their shits, or God forbid, farts AND laughs at it - you've killed all Femininity and I probably wouldn't help you if you were hanging from a cliff.

Have some fucking dignity. And privacy.

 

[Jenna]

If she's pooping multiple times every night and lazily crawling back into bed to get some shuteye, there's no doubt that bed smells like Carrie's shit. Nice rutting around in your wife's filth every night, fucking pig.