Whose profession is more honorable - Patrick Tomlinson's or Joe Cumia's

[Ladynyahh]

Both have received funds through some sort of entitlement (Patrick from the gubmint, Joe from Lil bro) so let's look past that. What is less hateable - a failed science fiction writer who sits at a bar for most of the day and #iswriting on a shitty laptop, or a failed rock star who imitates the creative work of others on shitty Chinese guitars, also in a bar.

I guess at the end of the day, Joe and Pat are the same - fat, alleged homosexual bums who contribute nothing to society.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Joe's is a less pretentious way of making a living since he's essentially admitting he's a talentless nothing by playing covers at 60 years old.

Patrick is pretty much doing the same thing i.e. ripping off more talented people, namely Douglas Adams, but he actually thinks he's contributing something unique to the world.

 

[guest]

Joe actually does earn some money honestly every now and then so easily its him.

 

[analeggsalad]

in a way they are both comfy NEETs, Joe thanks to psychological dominance over his little brother, and Pat thanks to dancing like a white Uncle Tom literally every day like a full time job for SFWA/twitter Jews

Joe's is better if you cut it that way

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I wouldnt care about eithers profession if they didnt try to brag online like they are living the dream and have it all figured out while looking down on others like they are peasants. When they make less than minimum wage.

 

[Snake]

Joe actually does earn some money honestly every now and then so easily its him.

I like when he "auditioned" recently and they walked out in the middle of Layla.

 

[Raymond]

Who's better re: whatever, Patrick S. Tomlinson or [placeholder]? It's always going to be [placeholder].

 

[guest]

Joe Cumia just slightly

Joe Cumia as far as I know, never got cucked by his best friend
Joe Cumia is still around his kids
Joe Cumia (in a way) is entitled to his allowance, I'd do the same for my brothers. He is a tard on his own but his allowance isn't really something to use against him
Joe Cumia knew when to take an L and not engage Brothamen anymore, basically he accepted the fact he was a LOLCOW and knew the only way for it to stop was to NOT engage.
Carol is a cryptkeeper, but she is no dyke.

I could go on...

 

[NoBacon]

Joe Cumia is a father of “FOUR” and a war veteran. Joe Cumia TOOK the “trolls” to court and WON because of his superior intelligence. Joe Cumia is a “SUCCESSFUL” business owner of “Brother JOE entertainment”

JOE CUMIA ALWAYS WINS, LIBTARDS

 

[guest]

Joe Cumia is a father of “FOUR” and a war veteran. Joe Cumia TOOK the “trolls” to court and WON because of his superior intelligence. Joe Cumia is a “SUCCESSFUL” business owner of “Brother JOE entertainment”

JOE CUMIA ALWAYS WINS, LIBTARDS

not enough smileys and USA flag emojis

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Do we know what pay grade Joe was as a potato peeler? Can't be higher than E3. Still more respectable than a brief "insurance" gig.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

If Joe spends no time under a pink blanket during the work week, he wins easily.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Stealing money from his pussy little brother is significantly more ethical than stealing from millions of tax payers through fraud. Joe does actually buckle down and learn songs for his pretend job as well. I’m sure it’s not easy for his retard brains to learn songs despite having played guitar for 50 years. Rick just goes to a bar, pretends like he’s writing, then comes home shitfaced, with almost nothing every day. What he does have is awful attempts at satire, and 6th grade level writing. By all metrics JoeH is better. Taller and less fat. He also got the girl!

 

[Brooke Shields]

Joe Cumia as far as I know, never got cucked by his best friend

But he did get cucked by Anthony! Anthony even married that woman, lost him hundreds of thousands!
Get cucked Joe!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Joe Cumia just slightly

Joe Cumia as far as I know, never got cucked by his best friend
Joe Cumia is still around his kids
Joe Cumia (in a way) is entitled to his allowance, I'd do the same for my brothers. He is a tard on his own but his allowance isn't really something to use against him
Joe Cumia knew when to take an L and not engage Brothamen anymore, basically he accepted the fact he was a LOLCOW and knew the only way for it to stop was to NOT engage.
Carol is a cryptkeeper, but she is no dyke.

I could go on...

I agree the allowance Alone isn't reason to shit on Joe. Not does being fat, a cover band musician, married to the crypt keeper. But him bragging about how well he does like he's living the life makes it open season on him. But he's More likeable and less of a prick than pat any day.

 

[Malibu Pat]

I would say Joe. He is somewhat talented with the guitar. Whereas Pat has no talent at all

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'll say Joe, but you could've said 'crack whore' & it wouldn't be patrick

 

[guest]

I would say Joe. He is somewhat talented with the guitar. Whereas Pat has no talent at all

Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking. The Blue Oyster Cult gif is funny as fuck but objectively Joe is playing with a professional rock band and not doing a terrible job. He actually can play the guitar. We've all seen Rick's writing and know who's better at their craft between the 2 of them.

 

[guest]

I'll say Joe, but you could've said 'crack whore' & it wouldn't be patrick

The crack whore probably earns more yearly giving $10 blowjobs.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

The crack whore probably earns more yearly giving $10 blowjobs.

checks calculator... Yes.