Whoevers bit this was, my mom found it

[captain_kamala]

 

[DMbA]

do you know a paul weimer tho?

 

[captain_kamala]

do you know a paul weimer tho?

I know of one.

 

[AntSucks]

Aw, Grandpa Kamala must have touched Paul's heart, and swimsuit area

 

[SFWA liaison]

So sorry about your grandfather, he was a great tongue kisser.

 

[Jenna]

Now explain to mommy how people who leave false messages on online obituaries are far more reprehensible than friendly neighborhood pedophiles.

 

[Imager]

Did you tell your mom that it was a wacky funster friend of yours?

 

[captain_kamala]

Did you tell your mom that it was a wacky funster friend of yours?

I told her I have stlakers so next time I get paranoid it doesn't seem too out there

 

[BoomerSperg]

I told her I have stlakers so next time I get paranoid it doesn't seem too out there

Two bits with one stone.

 

[Imager]

I told her I have stlakers so next time I get paranoid it doesn't seem too out there

call Niki and see if she can help you cash in on this

One thing Niki said that was right -- we do turn on our own here. We did the whole obit bit to Niki and now you've had to endure as well.

Bad news: you will likely gain a lot of weight over this.

 

[captain_kamala]

call Niki and see if she can help you cash in on this

One thing Niki said that was right -- we do turn on our own here. We did the whole obit bit to Niki and now you've had to endure as well.

Bad news: you will likely gain a lot of weight over this.

I'm not gonna get fat

 

[Imager]

I'm not gonna get fat

This is exactly what Patrick would say.

A year from now you're going to just be in denial. "Haven't gained a pound, Imager."