Who would you rather return to the Patverse full time?

[NoBacon]

shoot

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Nokes! Shane is hilarious. Hildeman is either boring or anger inducing. Fuck him and his ugly wife

 

[The Talking Dead]

I would say Shane but it makes me happy to know it's probably frustrating him to no end not being able to play an elite hacker tough guy on Twitter anymore.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Hildeman is the most boring, shitty character and almost tanked The Pat Show completely. The only funny thing that happened in his saga was the discovery that his sister is a cheap prostitute, which also ran him off.

I used to think Jackie was just as shitty of a character but I've kind of come around to how hilariously wrong she consistently is while acting with a smug, autistic air like she's a badass hacker from a 90s movie.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Shane was more easily manipulated so I found him very entertaining. Like if you insist he has tiny hands he will then post pictures of his hand next to a dollar bill for scale. Really quite Bobo-like in his retardation. However he is absolutely a serial killer.

 

[NoBacon]

Shane was more easily manipulated so I found him very entertaining. Like if you insist he has tiny hands he will then post pictures of his hand next to a dollar bill for scale. Really quite Bobo-like in his retardation. However he is absolutely a serial killer.

Daddy cum cannon Nokes gets more sex than @NewJersey.gov

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Eric all day long. He’s a boring, faux intellectual who smugly thinks he’s above it all but somehow one of Owen’s autists found his whore sisters cunt on the internet and some yelp reviews to boot. It was A+ entertainment

 

[fricklefrackle]

No contest.

 

[Turk February]

Everything about Shane is hilarious. I love his unwarranted pride in having once worked in a call center, his big fat girlfriend, his factually dubious tales of sexual assault, his hair-trigger manic anger and gloating - in a few days Shane Nokes produced more content than Hildy, Hi-Fi, and Booga did combined in a year.

 

[Jesse Ventura]

I found both of them to be completely tiresome and I’m glad they aren’t stinking up the airwaves here anymore.

Nokes provided more laughs though. Hildy was a literal fedora-wearing, generic Le Atheist meme come to life and he couldn’t have been more boring.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

I’d rather neither but pushed to a choice Shane because he was at least entertaining with his stupidity. Hildy is just smart enough to know better but still insists on sticking his nose into Pat’s self inflicted drama knowing it would drag the women in his family into it. Just have zero respect for a guy like that.

 

[stealthygeek]

Not a Shane fan. There's something really dark about his anger that I find unsettling. Like I could see him murder-suiciding frontbutt and trying to pin it on The Forrems and KF in his manifesto.

He's still active on twitter but has largely been defanged. His latest tweets involve shitting on "Elmo Mask," RTing Mountain Dew vidya merch giveaways and wishing Star Trek actors a happy birthday.

https://twitter.com/DewThePDX

 

[Turk February]

Like I could see him murder-suiciding frontbutt and trying to pin it on The Forrems and KF in his manifesto.

YES! I completely agree! You and I just draw different conclusions from this.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Booga

my Ribs

 

[NigelCumia]

Gimme Renfield with the whore sister

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Neither, I'm glad both were beaten into submission.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Shane has never been active in his life.

 

[Treat Yourself]

They're both boring but Nokes was even worse because he was one-note. "Hahaha, these guys are retarded and fell for my trap " x1000 WE GET IT

 

[Steve Ramone]

I feel like Hildy has the perfect ending, talking tough and then slinking away forever after being spammed pics of his sisters moist pussy. I don't even remember how Shane left.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Shane was more easily manipulated so I found him very entertaining. Like if you insist he has tiny hands he will then post pictures of his hand next to a dollar bill for scale. Really quite Bobo-like in his retardation. However he is absolutely a serial killer.

I bet they both have tiny deformed dicks though