Who would you rather fuck?

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Gun to your head, and you can't choose the bullet. Must be to mutual completion.

 

[NIGGERKILLER1488]

Mutual completion is not possible as my dick is shriveling up if it comes within 20 minutes of either of those herpes factories. It is like asking if I would eat shit for a billion dollars. Yes, I would be willing to do so, but it would not be physically possible for me to keep it down.

 

[Cleo's Dad]

Pull the fawkin trigger

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[DiarrheaDick]

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Gun to my head, but I can't choose the bullet...

I guess I'm starving to death?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Jackie is absolutely disgusting and I'd weep if I woke up realizing I'd stuck it in her but I'd probably rather try being gay than do anything with Carrie... Start loading the clip.

 

[RickReternal]

I chose Jackie and that ugly fat bitch makes my stomach heave.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Snackie Daughter Drugger would only look/smell like shit instead of actually shitting so her.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Gun to my head? Goodbye cruel world. Fuck you and your choice.

 

[VizioDash]

I pick AI photo Jackie

 

[UnPRePared]

Carrie: will give me several incurable STD's and a slow death.

Jackie: Will most likely eat me.


I'd rather go to the Big Apple Ranch.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Jackie with a nose plug

 

[DominusOdium]

The white one, but only just barely.

They're essentially equal but at least Carrie is white and would apparently let me use her udders like Mike Tyson on a heavy bag to get my disgust out, whereas fucking Jackie would just shame my ancestors and leave my dick smelling like a corpse floating down the shit river Ganges.

Either one is going to give you the AIDS.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Gun to your head, and you can't choose the bullet.

...So what's the gun for?

 

[The Power 9_ Thief]

I just wanted to say that Lamont and Tonelli’s bits have become a lot edgier since getting Jocktobered

 

[FranksWirecutters]

The white one, but only just barely.

They're essentially equal but at least Carrie is white and would apparently let me use her udders like Mike Tyson on a heavy bag to get my disgust out, whereas fucking Jackie would just shame my ancestors and leave my dick smelling like a corpse floating down the shit river Ganges.

Either one is going to give you the AIDS.

Thats what I was going to say. But one problem with carrie is that if you beat the shit out of her she'll leave her current bf to try and move in with you and bring Eric.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I just wanted to say that Lamont and Tonelli’s bits have become a lot edgier since getting Jocktobered

@Lamont & Tonelli send me a demo tape.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I would rather fuck a budget milf prostitute off Tryst that doesn't ask more than $350-400

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

...So what's the gun for?

To give you false hope.