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Who will Patrick cull first after the second, better divorce? (POLL)

Who will Pat cull first?


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Last time he said only becoming a standup comic kept him from “winding up on the evening news”. Now he’s banned from the MKE standup scene, he’s got a perchance for violence, and he’s very cranky.

Who’s his first target?
Probably a guy close by in Chicago.
 

TorqueWheeler

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:pig1:"uh... y'know... and uh... a perchance for... for.. *gulps* uh... y'know... a little bit of violence and, and anti-personal dis.. y'know.... haha...."

Fat cunt can never get a sentence out properly. You can almost hear the tiny bit of common sense he's repressed underneath his massive ego screaming at him to stop embarrassing himself yet again but he just keeps trying to force the words out of his oinker.
 
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