Let's go to da phones. Wanna hear your, uhhh... your ... first ... uh, celebrity crush. Line 1, go.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Who was your first celebrity crush?
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Kim Basinger in Batman, Christina Applegate in MWC or Jennie Garth in Beverly Hills 90210. Oddly I'm not particularly into blondes now.
Phoebe Cates
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I had that damn Kim Basinger / Vicki Vale poster above my bed for the longest time. I had a serious jonesing for her and Marie Fredriksson from Roxette at the time - and like you, nowadays I am not a fan of blondes.
Yowza!
Oh and for when I was feeling a bit gay…who doesn’t want that rich older man you meet online to buy you and your underaged friend group some beers and dinner. At worst maybe they kiss you.
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Bob Barker
Either the Jennifer Love Hewitts
or da fawkin Trish Stratuses
or da fawkin Trish Stratuses
This hung on the back of my bedroom door:
The girl from The Secret World of Alex Mack. Specifically around the time when she was in the Baby Sitter's Club movie. Never saw the movie but I remember that being a turning point for her, like when you'd go back to school and see that some Plain Jane got a massive rack over summer vacation-- a game-changer.
The girl in that winn Dixie movie
I had a thing for Icebox