How would you feel about a 40 year old virgin sending you hand written love letters?
Patti is a loser. She earned the name stlaker. She probably loved every second knowing her crushes Opie & Anthony were right upstairs all day while she laid on a couch.
Patti was a freeloader bumming off her friends, living on couches and calling O&A. She agreed to be in the contest, then her friends heard the show, got offended and kicked Patti out. The best part is O&A didn't even let Patti enter the contest. But they let her sleep under the brady bunch staircase.
She would do anything to be allowed in the club. Whenever they threatened to kick her off the show, she would fake cry and beg. She was a hateable woman regularly allowing herself to be degraded and she kept coming back for more abuse, No matter how many times O&A told her "We are NOT your friends."
Well, good for her getting a job and all. She should have married Fez though.