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Nice all AARP member cast, stupid.
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Wesley SnipesWho's the nigger bitch? Looks like Will Smiths nigger wife
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Holy fuck I didnt recognize him. The 13th BendajoIt's hilarious that Antonio Banderas was one of the best looking dudes in Hollywood but at a certain age, a little Mexican is just a little Mexican. He looks like Cheech Marin.
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Nice all AARP member cast, stupid.
The second one is the best one. Van Damme rules.contrarian turk here - the Expendables movies are fine for what they are. I've never watched one and gone "that sucked dick" except number two, but I enjoyed watching it suck dick.
My internet was fucked up one time and the guy on the phone did some sort of reset or something and said it'd take around five minutes. I was prepared to go on hold for five minutes or just be totally silent for five minutes and this autist is like "Have you seen The Expendables 2?" I told him no and he proceeded to tell me the plot of the movie and go on about how the Dolph Lundgren character is his favourite because he's a badass genius. I was like "it sounds like they actually based the character on the actor. Dolph Lundgren is a really smart guy and has a masters degree in chemical engineering." And the guy wasn't interested in that at all, he just wanted to talk about The Expendables 2 to a guy who hasn't seen it.contrarian turk here - the Expendables movies are fine for what they are. I've never watched one and gone "that sucked dick" except number two, but I enjoyed watching it suck dick.
Is he the guy who fiddled with your settings and set your profile to private?My internet was fucked up one time and the guy on the phone did some sort of reset or something and said it'd take around five minutes. I was prepared to go on hold for five minutes or just be totally silent for five minutes and this autist is like "Have you seen The Expendables 2?" I told him no and he proceeded to tell me the plot of the movie and go on about how the Dolph Lundgren character is his favourite because he's a badass genius. I was like "it sounds like they actually based the character on the actor. Dolph Lundgren is a really smart guy and has a masters degree in chemical engineering." And the guy wasn't interested in that at all, he just wanted to talk about The Expendables 2 to a guy who hasn't seen it.
Stop fibbing.Is he the guy who fiddled with your settings and set your profile to private?
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