Who is using the Mustard's Affectation alt?

[DMAN]

Is this another Patreeky thing, where 10 people share the account, doing an absolute DOGSHIT BIT that goes nowhere? Never pays off? Results in zero punchlines for anyone wasting time reading it?

Mustard's Affectation claims his posts suck purely because he only uses that account to "not put in effort." No shit. You never needed to tell us that. WE KNOW

What goes on in the psychotic, retarded mind of a Private Profile White Nigger? One who completely defeats the purpose of using an alt, by admitting that he is an alt?

You do understand the only possible outcome is - your Main is revealed, thus any respect that Main ever had plummets to obscurity? Because he's an alt using White Nigger? A Private Profile White Nigger? With nothing left in the tank?

Or he is purely some jackass that deleted his account / got banned, coming back as The new Kid on the block who ABSOLUTELY SUCKS DOGSHIT AT POSTING!!!

The DMAN doesn't like you, but he won't even insult you to the level to suggest you might be a KiwiFarts Faggot. Unless you admit it, which would make complete sense.

Mustard's Affectation is right up there with @Addis1Ababa for this site's most ineffective but persistent TRASHPOSTER JABRONIES on the site.

Well, somewhat persistent... Addis is the idiot who tried to copy The DMAN and water down his gimmick with dogshit posts. But he learned better of it after realizing he had zero ability to emulate greatness. The DMAN clone, The DMAN imitator. He's one of these guys from all across the forums who just basically do The DMAN's show. They just stole The DMAN's whole bit, like Bonnie steals from this show. The DMAN was doing that back in DC... Where you wrap a bandana around your car... Tellem Fred...

 

[White nigger slayer]

It's definitely the sassy alt of @BUBBLERS REVENGE . White niggers lack imagination.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

This is very sassy... sharp-tongued as well.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Riccardo thinks he's a jerk.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

who?

 

[BUBBLER]

It's definitely the sassy alt of @BUBBLERS REVENGE . White niggers lack imagination.

Cock sucker.

 

[Stent]

He's asking the tough questions nobody wants to answer. We have not been told the truth.

 

[guest]

who cares.
It's a rib meritocracy, enough of the chronyism/nepotism when it comes to updoots.
haha that's my favorite user! it's just like heckin reddit, oh bonnie hasn't gotten a haha holeeeeshit in months, but here's a rib for my pal!

the DMAN wants this to be a tribe/community because it reminds him of his bone-in-nose roots, where he could rape and rib with impunity.
If the DMAN tried to write his bullshit posts from an alt, it would be less popular than a grateful dead show in yonkers.
the dead t h r eads. ba dum bump

The forums are a free for all, anything goes. stay mad about it, nigger.
This aint wakanda and you're self appointed leadership role is embarrassing.

 

[DMAN]

who cares.
It's a rib meritocracy, enough of the chronyism/nepotism when it comes to updoots.
haha that's my favorite user! it's just like heckin reddit, oh bonnie hasn't gotten a haha holeeeeshit in months, but here's a rib for my pal!

the DMAN wants this to be a tribe/community because it reminds him of his bone-in-nose roots, where he could rape and rib with impunity.
If the DMAN tried to write his bullshit posts from an alt, it would be less popular than a grateful dead show in yonkers.
the dead t h r eads. ba dum bump

The forums are a free for all, anything goes. stay mad about it, nigger.
This aint wakanda and you're self appointed leadership role is embarrassing.

The way that you hit enter after every sentence you type is irritating, ya faggot.

 

[guest]

The way that you hit enter after every sentence you type is irritating, ya faggot.

sassy + sharp tongued forum diva

 

[lil chud]

It's me, I'm trying something new. It's not working but I'm listening to feedback and will improve to better serve you all.

 

[CQ Beans]

Is this another Patreeky thing, where 10 people share the account, doing an absolute DOGSHIT BIT that goes nowhere? Never pays off? Results in zero punchlines for anyone wasting time reading it?

Mustard's Affectation claims his posts suck purely because he only uses that account to "not put in effort." No shit. You never needed to tell us that. WE KNOW

What goes on in the psychotic, retarded mind of a Private Profile White Nigger? One who completely defeats the purpose of using an alt, by admitting that he is an alt?

You do understand the only possible outcome is - your Main is revealed, thus any respect that Main ever had plummets to obscurity? Because he's an alt using White Nigger? A Private Profile White Nigger? With nothing left in the tank?

Or he is purely some jackass that deleted his account / got banned, coming back as The new Kid on the block who ABSOLUTELY SUCKS DOGSHIT AT POSTING!!!

The DMAN doesn't like you, but he won't even insult you to the level to suggest you might be a KiwiFarts Faggot. Unless you admit it, which would make complete sense.

Mustard's Affectation is right up there with @Addis1Ababa for this site's most ineffective but persistent TRASHPOSTER JABRONIES on the site.

Well, somewhat persistent... Addis is the idiot who tried to copy The DMAN and water down his gimmick with dogshit posts. But he learned better of it after realizing he had zero ability to emulate greatness. The DMAN clone, The DMAN imitator. He's one of these guys from all across the forums who just basically do The DMAN's show. They just stole The DMAN's whole bit, like Bonnie steals from this show. The DMAN was doing that back in DC... Where you wrap a bandana around your car... Tellem Fred...

For fuck’s sake, dude. Be the @DMAN we've all come to know and fear and suss this motherfucker out before I sperg out again which is bound to happen anyway. Jeez…

 

[CuntFucker .]

The guy seems to resent somewhat likable posters for their popularity. First he went after Meownaw, then after that Vigoda guy. I doubt he'll find a third person to attack.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

The guy seems to resent somewhat likable posters for their popularity. First he went after Meownaw, then after that Vigoda guy. I doubt he'll find a third person to attack.

Honestly this job is hard enough without having to read things like this.

HR@PaneraBread isn't funny

Analysis has shown that you write long-winded dreck and should immediately quit posting. First and final warning.

new.onaforums.net

The worst part is the hypocrisy. Like it actually is this time

 

[gassers]

who cares.
It's a rib meritocracy, enough of the chronyism/nepotism when it comes to updoots.
haha that's my favorite user! it's just like heckin reddit, oh bonnie hasn't gotten a haha holeeeeshit in months, but here's a rib for my pal!

the DMAN wants this to be a tribe/community because it reminds him of his bone-in-nose roots, where he could rape and rib with impunity.
If the DMAN tried to write his bullshit posts from an alt, it would be less popular than a grateful dead show in yonkers.
the dead t h r eads. ba dum bump

The forums are a free for all, anything goes. stay mad about it, nigger.
This aint wakanda and you're self appointed leadership role is embarrassing.

Hi Potatopeeler63!

How's your escortcelling going?

 

[guest]

It's definitely the sassy alt of @BUBBLERS REVENGE . White niggers lack imagination.

It is, I didnt wanna snitch on my habibi...

btw, so are you.

 

[White nigger slayer]

It is, I didnt wanna snitch on my habibi...

btw, so are you.

Can't be, I'm your alt. One alt account can't have two masters

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Theory: It's eggfeller being a cunt cause he got banned

 

[CQ Beans]

Theory: It's eggfeller being a cunt cause he got banned

That’s the plan we put together on CumTown. Allegedly.

 

[guest]

The guy seems to resent somewhat likable posters for their popularity. First he went after Meownaw, then after that Vigoda guy. I doubt he'll find a third person to attack.

"Somewhat likeable" lol

I genuinely didn't think @Meownaw was funny. Do I feel bad? A little bit, little bit.

I'm now ambivalent about Turk February, and I think Abe's very funny, just full of doo-doo apparently. I don't give a shit if someone's popular and if anything I think the "scrubs" around here are funnier than the " "popular" " posters, if that's what you can even call them.

Also it's okay to just not know, you know? I've speculated many a time on what posters I thought were alts and I've been dead wrong (it seems) without any real confirmation. It really is pointless speculating about it.

Also I'm @HR@PaneraBread