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Who is the superior infiltrator / spy (Boq v. Hildy) (Poll)

Who pulled off the superior OnA infiltration?


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    30

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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No love for everyone's favorite comedian, Dave Landau?

Granted, it's not Pat related, and on the last iteration of the Farm, he barreled through like Benny Hill chasing a skirt, but it still led to one of the funniest verbal beatings I've ever read.

FAT FUCKING PIG OF A WIFE
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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No love for everyone's favorite comedian, Dave Landau?

Granted, it's not Pat related, and on the last iteration of the Farm, he barreled through like Benny Hill chasing a skirt, but it still led to one of the funniest verbal beatings I've ever read.

FAT FUCKING PIG OF A WIFE

Fuck I forgot about that. But it wasn’t Dave! It was just a Landau superfan named Gary who lived near us all in the Midwest, and was willing to fight us in person, to defend the honor of his favorite comedian.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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50,435
Fuck I forgot about that. But it wasn’t Dave! It was just a Landau superfan named Gary who lived near us all in the Midwest, and was willing to fight us in person, to defend the honor of his favorite comedian.

Is that what it was? I thought it really was Dave, but I did read it all after it happened.

I was also drinking when I read it, hence why I ran out of the room laughing at the line I quoted.

Each time we change boards, we lose people and a little bit of that edge.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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Is that what it was? I thought it really was Dave, but I did read it all after it happened.

I was also drinking when I read it, hence why I ran out of the room laughing at the line I quoted.

Each time we change boards, we lose people and a little bit of that edge.
It was obviously Dave. He pretended he was someone named Gary that was just a huge fan and friend of Dave’s, willing to fight internet randoms (clearly a fake ploy to dox us), because he was upset we insulted his favorite comedians wife.
 
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I vote Boq. He slow-rolled his reveal. Hildy was too eager to show us how he played us. Could have studied Braunhauser, that’s how you do it
I started slow-rolling the reveal when I went after the fat crusading-comic guy (as Child.) . It took me EVERYTHING in my fiber to dance a fine dance and stick to rules of engagement and hide the personal seethe fueling me.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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It was obviously Dave. He pretended he was someone named Gary that was just a huge fan and friend of Dave’s, willing to fight internet randoms (clearly a fake ploy to dox us), because he was upset we insulted his favorite comedians wife.

That makes me wonder what Anthony cruises here under.

I know that mincing little heel-walker obsesses over this place still.

You reading this now, Frail Hearted Fruit? Take it from someone who actually did "...And Rise Again" - we've always collectively been better than you. We treated Sue like a doll when she defended your pockmarked ass, your face got posted on the news during the Nice bombing because you look like a Malaysian grave robber, we can do investigative reporting that rivals the AP while you could barely walk downstairs to fucking work on time, and I, respectfully, have several best selling albums while you steal from cancelled subscribers credit cards.

I hope you make it through this little hospital stay, though, because you don't deserve the sweet release of death. No No, Nana, you'll live in utter loneliness, persistent sadness, and a hearty back to obscurity with you!

Thank you. FUCK you. Bye.
 
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