Who is the most attractive person to have shown interest in you?

[Patrick O'Neal]

During lockdown in 2020. I was playing a lot of online D&D. Important, the games were all done over voice and text, no webcams. One day I notice one of the players in the game is laughing a lot at my jokes, like a lot. And commenting on my posts. And finding reasons to PM me questions about the game.

Eventually we get to talking, at this stage I'm an unemployed 31 year old fat neckbeard, and she's a beautiful, perfectly put together 25 year old blonde professional. Way, way, way out of my league.

We hit it off really, really well. We talked and texted all day, every day for weeks. She was the last voice I heard before going to sleep and the first voice I heard waking up. Finally, she comes over for dinner, we meet in person for the first time... and I think the moment she walked in, she realized that she had made a mistake. It was almost instantaneous, like she saw me and went "uh oh". She was nice enough, a bit reserved, and after that night she slowly started to drift away. But for those brief few weeks, I was the luckiest man in the world.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

and I think the moment she walked in, she realized that she had made a mistake. It was almost instantaneous, like she saw me and went "uh oh".

Was O&A blaring in the background?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

But for those brief few weeks, I was the luckiest man in the world.

Were ya?

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I was making great headway with the cashier at K-Mart, but then they went bankrupt :[

 

[DMbA]

So sad he almost got the gamer wife

 

[DominusOdium]

She didn't dig your Chip Chipperson impression?

 

[Mustard]

Wait. You had the opportunity for raping her and you didn't take it.

 

[Toast]

Yeah, all those hot girls playing online games. Sure...

Same story happened to me except she was older and fatter than me. And we fucked.

 

[PogromStallone]

You didn't send her a picture?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Honestly? Most likely a stripper. They always are charmed by me.

 

[Turk February]

Mine is kind of embarrassing. I was in detox and this girl was coming off of stimulants. Spent like 18 days in the bubble, a plastic room where the lights never go off and you can't have a phone or any entertainment (you typically spend 12 hours there). She came out looking like an angel. I dated her for like 3 years after. She tried to murder me once and turned herself in to the cops. Hot girl. Sucked at sex.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

A flight attendant on a Spirit flight back in 2000. We went on a decent date the next day, but nothing more went from there. She was a solid 9.5 but I couldn't seal the deal.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Milla jokavich but our schedules clashed.

 

[CuntFucker]

During lockdown in 2020. I was playing a lot of online D&D. Important, the games were all done over voice and text, no webcams. One day I notice one of the players in the game is laughing a lot at my jokes, like a lot. And commenting on my posts. And finding reasons to PM me questions about the game.

Eventually we get to talking, at this stage I'm an unemployed 31 year old fat neckbeard, and she's a beautiful, perfectly put together 25 year old blonde professional. Way, way, way out of my league.

We hit it off really, really well. We talked and texted all day, every day for weeks. She was the last voice I heard before going to sleep and the first voice I heard waking up. Finally, she comes over for dinner, we meet in person for the first time... and I think the moment she walked in, she realized that she had made a mistake. It was almost instantaneous, like she saw me and went "uh oh". She was nice enough, a bit reserved, and after that night she slowly started to drift away. But for those brief few weeks, I was the luckiest man in the world.

At first I zelda giggled and then I felt genuinely bad. You didn't even fug her, she's not going to be attracted to you if you're an "unemployed 31 year old fat neckbeard", is she? Lose some weight, get a job, go out and try to get a girlfriend. Sometimes I fap to one of the memories of the hot girls I've fugged. That's all I need right now. I wouldn't walk across the road for pussy at this point in my life, let alone waste time thinking about a girl online that I met once. Jesus Christ man.

 

[aRTie02150]

Yeah, all those hot girls playing online games. Sure...

Same story happened to me except she was older and fatter than me. And we fucked.

I used to play PUBG with a somewhat attractive girl but she definitely has some sort of autism and spoke like a robot.

 

[Andy Elliott]

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Is this Reddit pasta?

 

[Guest]

During lockdown in 2020. I was playing a lot of online D&D. Important, the games were all done over voice and text, no webcams. One day I notice one of the players in the game is laughing a lot at my jokes, like a lot. And commenting on my posts. And finding reasons to PM me questions about the game.

Eventually we get to talking, at this stage I'm an unemployed 31 year old fat neckbeard, and she's a beautiful, perfectly put together 25 year old blonde professional. Way, way, way out of my league.

We hit it off really, really well. We talked and texted all day, every day for weeks. She was the last voice I heard before going to sleep and the first voice I heard waking up. Finally, she comes over for dinner, we meet in person for the first time... and I think the moment she walked in, she realized that she had made a mistake. It was almost instantaneous, like she saw me and went "uh oh". She was nice enough, a bit reserved, and after that night she slowly started to drift away. But for those brief few weeks, I was the luckiest man in the world.

Pics even though copy

 

[Guest]

Is this Reddit pasta?

Yes it’s his bit. But I’m intrigued!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Was O&A blaring in the background?

His doorbell plays Street Fighting Man