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Like how she has a Popeyes-fueled gas chamber between her legs?In most ways Niki is a perfect wife (if you ignore the ways in which she is not)
Niki has stood by Pat through thick and thicker.
Niki dropped her ugly, unemployed, fat, brainlet husband off at a bar en route to a meeting with a court official about a debt he created for her.Niki puts up with an almost unimaginable amount of nonsense with almost unimaginable regularity and still dutifully accompanies her worthless dolt of a husband to baseball games, and publically supports his fantasy crusade of fighting the internet. There are hero Saint Bernard flask on collar snow rescue dogs who would be less loyal and less duty bound. In most ways Niki is a perfect wife (if you ignore the ways in which she is not)
She’s pretty but who is the chick on the left?There's only one second, better, loyal wife.
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No further questions and your mom's box, your honor.
As much as niki probably smells like farts, armpits and vinegar I'm gonna have to agree with this.Sigh its a tough one man…on one hand Niki was so greedy she was in a poly relationship before Pat. However, since being with him she has presumably fucked only him. She’s so loyal to him she is paying his debt. How many women would do that? Shes either insanely ride or die or just retarded.
Ade cheated on her husband, while pregnant, with one of his friends, who was also married. She started dating this new guy 3 months after her second husband died.
Niki actually being the second better wife is a distressing reality.As much as niki probably smells like farts, armpits and vinegar I'm gonna have to agree with this.
She absolutely blew that guy of indeterminate ethnicity later that night in the awful toilets of that venue. She swallowed his batch and then went back out and kissed Fat on the mouth. That's how loyal she is.
He’s in good shape and dressed like a Star Trek guy. A really stealthy geek if you catch my drift.She absolutely blew that guy of indeterminate ethnicity later that night in the awful toilets of that venue. She swallowed his batch and then went back out and kissed Fat on the mouth. That's how loyal she is.
Thats such a retarded mix. Boston plastic-paddy + favella dweller. So much in common. Must be so much to talk about.
They all end in divorce a couple years after the green cardThats such a retarded mix. Boston plastic-paddy + favella dweller. So much in common. Must be so much to talk about.
That's gotta be an akward couple of years.They all end in divorce a couple years after the green card
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