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Who is more of a lolcow and why?
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I've been following that retard since at least 2009 and I don't see much coming from Chris anymore since he got paroled. He's probably in some nut hut halfway house.
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Wyzz and zyzz
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Wyyz do you really have AIDS?
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Lolcow is such a stupid term. What's wrong with faggot retard?
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1. More people have read the first issue of Sonichu than have read all of Pats books combined
2. The word lolcow was coined to describe Chris Chan specifically. No words have been coined to describe Patrick.
3. Chris Chan has reinvented himself on multiple occasions throughout The Sagas, staying fresh, interesting, and exciting no matter how much he is being talked about, while Pat has remained consistently impotent and stupid.
4. People love and feel bad for Chris Chan despite his selfishness, violence, and criminal degeneracy. No one has shown an ounce of love or respect for Pat.
5. When Chris dies he will leave behind a legacy as a pioneer and mascot of Web 2.0, having multiple websites dedicated just to documenting and archiving him, being likely the most documented person of the 21st century. Even at the peak of his fame, it takes about 8 hours to explain who Patrick S Tomlinson is, even to people who are close to him, and even then it's usually met with disinterest.
Not even a contest.
2. The word lolcow was coined to describe Chris Chan specifically. No words have been coined to describe Patrick.
3. Chris Chan has reinvented himself on multiple occasions throughout The Sagas, staying fresh, interesting, and exciting no matter how much he is being talked about, while Pat has remained consistently impotent and stupid.
4. People love and feel bad for Chris Chan despite his selfishness, violence, and criminal degeneracy. No one has shown an ounce of love or respect for Pat.
5. When Chris dies he will leave behind a legacy as a pioneer and mascot of Web 2.0, having multiple websites dedicated just to documenting and archiving him, being likely the most documented person of the 21st century. Even at the peak of his fame, it takes about 8 hours to explain who Patrick S Tomlinson is, even to people who are close to him, and even then it's usually met with disinterest.
Not even a contest.
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I think the Ethan Ralph grunt thing is really cringe, all the terms like grunt guard is so retarded
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Patrick is more of a lolcow because he's extremely fat
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What you don't know won't hurt you.
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Despite all my rage I am still just a faggot with AIDS
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Stupid fucking underground parking NIGGERS FICK
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C-Dubya-C hasn't been interesting since 2011, ProveMeWrong.SmugCrowder
That said, he's easily the bigger cow over Patrick. It's debatable who the bigger retard is, but not the more entertaining one.
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I would never let that happen.