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Cause it wasn't me
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Which one of you guys ordered pizzas to my house
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Make sure you call the pizza place and sperg out at them
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What's your address, bud? We're gonna need it to sort out this mess.
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He truly deserves everything he gets.
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He wants his pizza from one of those local joints that puts “crazy toppings” on their probably cardboard level pie to look hip. Pat really is a rube. Domino’s is probably better than that place and Dominos is at best a good chain pizza, but a mid pizza overall. It’s edible, it’s not offensive, and it tastes like pizza. This Ian’s Pizza is probably Midwest rube dreck.
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Looks like cardboard with processed cheese and the worst toppings ever thought of. Pats definitely still a rube.
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Of course it is. Pat is on record as saying the mac and cheese pizza from there is his favourite. Pasta on a pizza. No wonder he looks like he does. It would be bad enough if it was real pasta like Rummo or La Molisana on top of a real pizza made from 00 flour and fresh ingredients, but it's American GM goyslop. The results are clear to see. Inflammation and swelling from head to toe.
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I have a feeling he's like Pinocchio but instead of his nose getting longer he just gains weight
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Having four beers a day probably isn't helping
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Some truely vile combinations. Where's Gordon Ramsay when you need him.
Mozzarella/pesto/feta? Butter/asiago/mozzarella/ranch?? Ranch/BBQ/bacon/cheddar/mozzarella???
It's one thing if you are a early 20s stoner or Sam Roberts, but a middle age man finding this appealing is unacceptable.
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That's not even thin crust, that's like a tortilla lol. I've never even considered it, but I imagine fucking grapes and Alfredo sauce don't go together well. It reminds me of the time I got a chili at this faggy hipster place and it turned out to have a bunch of tofu and chunks of mushy, disgusting banana in it. As soon as the banana hit my mouth I almost puked and had to spit it out. Such an unwelcome flavor and texture in a chili.
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if anyone wants to send me pizzas, I'm cool with it
EDIT: I really should be careful what I wish for... I was only jokin'
EDIT: I really should be careful what I wish for... I was only jokin'
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I really hate places like this. Where they go out of their way to be wacky with toppings so you can't find any basic combination of toppings/flavors unless you build your own and pay more than the price of a specialty. Then they try to be fancy and a medium costs 22 dollars. I just want a normal straight pizza for a normal straight person.
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Happened to me once. Dude who used to live at my apartment who I used to get mail from sometimes one night ordered 3 pizzas in the middle of the night. Woke up the next morning to find them on my doorstep. This was after I had been living there too. What a retard haha
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Someone's seen the movie "Threesome", I see.