James Hefner or Torque Wheeler?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Which alter ego discovery made you laugh harder?
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It's a tough one man...
I'll say this, they're both fucking deluded fat dimwits.
I'll say this, they're both fucking deluded fat dimwits.
Pat, easily. Joe is a buffoon, but he wasn't lying about playing music. Pat's thing was way out there. And him accidentally blowing his own cover by probably being drunk
Solid argument Brotherman. My only point for Joe is that his thought process was clearly "who are the two coolest guys in the history" and combined James Bond with Hugh Hefner.
This one is way better. James Hefner was a sideways move to avoid having gigs cancelled. It was extremely funny but it's an alter ego for what he already did. Plus artists have new pseudonyms all the time.
Torque Wheeler is a guy scamming people into thinking he has years of experience doing something that is, at best, a passing interest. It's a complete lateral move into a poorly thought out side-hustle because the main career is on the downslide. How do you claim you have been doing something for years when you have an army of people documenting your every stupid online move?
Pat thought up a Bob the Builder style car repair service by combining torque and wheels. Aces beat kings
Torque Wheeler is a guy scamming people into thinking he has years of experience doing something that is, at best, a passing interest. It's a complete lateral move into a poorly thought out side-hustle because the main career is on the downslide. How do you claim you have been doing something for years when you have an army of people documenting your every stupid online move?
Pat thought up a Bob the Builder style car repair service by combining torque and wheels. Aces beat kings
Joe is a harmless idiot. Patrick needs to be removed from this planet.
Joe was really funny but this Pat thing has permanently removed my ribs.
James Hefner will always be hilarious, just Rick has such a level of retardedness and hatred, when he does shit like this it matches in faawkin loffs. Dan should be sending Rick an Amazon gift card for this. Or maybe some posters can expect the knock and this was all apart of his plan……
If only there was a podcast where he could make the big reveal.
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Torque Wheeler is the most embarrassing fucking thing I've ever seen. Larping as a badass mechanic. "Chief grease monkey." What a hilarious fat joke he is.
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No because Posts by Ghost is a fake company that doesn’t do anything like that
Torque Wheeler by a mile. James Hefner was a Hall of Fame moment but somehow Pat managed to out-Joe Joe Cumia. Like 40 years from now when I'm senile, I'll hear the word "torque" and still instantly think about how fat and stupid Pat is.
Torque Wheeler sounds like something a child came up with. It's just two random car words put together. "my name is Engine Tailpiper, you wouldn't get it, it's a car thing"
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It’s hard because they both really personify why each of them are tremendous lol cows.
James Hefner = combining the names of James Bond and Hugh Hefner, two Cool Guys, but ending up sounding like a bumbling moron (with Hefner being an inadvertent cow reference)
Torque Wheeler = professional author trying to come up with a cool guy car name, but lacking any creativity or cleverness and picking something you’d see in a capeshit movie for 7 year olds. This one is funnier because Pat always talks about how anonymity is for cowards
James Hefner = combining the names of James Bond and Hugh Hefner, two Cool Guys, but ending up sounding like a bumbling moron (with Hefner being an inadvertent cow reference)
Torque Wheeler = professional author trying to come up with a cool guy car name, but lacking any creativity or cleverness and picking something you’d see in a capeshit movie for 7 year olds. This one is funnier because Pat always talks about how anonymity is for cowards
Even the kids movie Cars didn't have characters with names as stupid as Torque Wheeler.
I chose James Hefner because of how he created it from his sister's husband's name (Hugh Bond = James Bond Hugh Hefner) even though Torque got me good, but you can't deny the negative brilliance that goes into the bovine's schemes, Pat is autistic-retarded but Joe is profoundly retarded.
Hugh Bond might have garbage taste in women, he rolled with the punches when Fez dubbed him "Fat Opie"