Where we at with watching scrambled porn as a kid?

[aRTie02150]

I remember finding scrambled porn when I was in 2nd grade. I remember spending whole days in my room watching green and orange people having sex.

It was channel 60 and 61 back in my day in my area.

Sniff

 

[guest]

It was brilliant marketing by the cable companies to make future porn addicts who will purchase loads of pay per view stuff. They could have definitely scrambled it better but they didn't...just enough to 'titilate' your child brain...or enough to convince an adult "i need to see all the pixels"

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

My fam got the descrambler cable box when I was 12. They were crazy out of touch and didn't even know about the SpiceTV. Fucking beat my dick like Rodney King that summer

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I used to live for moments like this

 

[Snake]

The Spice channel was a thing in the northeast. Constantly flipping back and forth and after ten minutes you'll get maybe two seconds of a completely clear image. I used to put in VHS tapes to record me doing that and watch it back.

There was one time I caught a close up of a cunt getting licked by another girl who was underneath.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

"Did Somone say 'porn' and 'kid'???"

 

[RedHeadpw2]

The Spice channel was a thing in the northeast. Constantly flipping back and forth and after ten minutes you'll get maybe two seconds of a completely clear image. I used to put in VHS tapes to record me doing that and watch it back.

There was one time I caught a close up of a cunt getting licked by another girl who was underneath.

In my area, at like 1am or so it would become unscrambled, so you'd get 30 seconds to a minute of the end of some softcore. I also dedicated a blank VHS tape. Had a nice little compilation of a few minutes eventually. Always the risk of my dad coming to the fridge during the deed, so the remote had to be handy.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Before my time

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I used to live for moments like this View attachment 14566

Some people wait a lifetime.

 

[Snake]

In my area, at like 1am or so it would become unscrambled, so you'd get 30 seconds to a minute of the end of some softcore. I also dedicated a blank VHS tape. Had a nice little compilation of a few minutes eventually. Always the risk of my dad coming to the fridge during the deed, so the remote had to be handy.

When I was a wrestling fag, I had my cousin record a WCW PPV since he had the illegal box and had it record all night. After the event, it recorded a softcore program about strippers.

 

[captain_kamala]

We had a parental lock on our satellite dish and the password was our address. Few years later my dad got real sneaky and got an internet lock that acted like it had a password but didn't. I figured that shit out real quick

 

[Snake]

We had a parental lock on our satellite dish and the password was our address. Few years later my dad got real sneaky and got an internet lock that acted like it had a password but didn't. I figured that shit out real quick

How did he do that from prison?

 

[captain_kamala]

How did he do that from prison?

my dad says he only went to jail once for "unpaid speeding tickets" but he was around the rest of the time idk

 

[Snake]

my dad says he only went to jail once for "unpaid speeding tickets" but he was around the rest of the time idk

 

[captain_kamala]

i'm not a nigger did you know that i graduated from nyu

 

[Zombie247]

I'm new to this. I presumed you meant Japanese porn.

 

[Snake]

i'm not a nigger did you know that i graduated from nyu

 

[captain_kamala]

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fair enough. it halfway healed itself though. idk i havent seen a doctor

 

[Juschippinyababe]

This shit was the best back in the day. I just pretended like it was aliens fucking because whenever I finally got a clear screen it was either all blue or green