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Where we at with the NHL or the Ice Hockey in general?

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
Just got NHL22 to play online 6v6 with randoms

I dont understand how every time a new version comes out the skating and hitting feels different until you eventually get used to it
 
Kakko is hurt at the moment but yea he was looking great before the injury. Laf has 2 goals already and looks great and Zibby and Panarin will inevitably lead the team in goals and assists by the end of the season. The real jewel of this team though is Adam Fox. He's easily the best defensemen in the league and the dude is just a straight up killer in every facet of the game.
Don't even get me going on fox. Faggot kike was a flames first round pick and made it known he was never going to play for us so we packaged him with Ferland and Hamilton to Carolina for lindholm and hanafin. Kid wouldn't sign in Carolina either so he could play for the rangers. Kids looking like the second coming of Brian leetch
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

bonnie obsessed ❤️
Just got NHL22 to play online 6v6 with randoms

I dont understand how every time a new version comes out the skating and hitting feels different until you eventually get used to it
23 feels so different than 22 and it’s much harder to score now. A lot less games end up 15 to 12.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
I went to a charity hockey game back in like 2011 when the league locked out and Danny Carcillo and Arron Asham, who were teammates the year prior, were jawing at each other before the puck even dropped. The ref had to remind them it was a charity event and to cool it the fuck off.

Danny Carcillo was my favorite player of all time so I really fucking hated that ref.
 

Uncle Floyd

"But now you're getting sued kinda stupid"
How are your teams doing brothermen? Flames looking like the lames again
Took the Flames to win the Cup. Looks like that's a loss.

But I also took the Devils (my favorite team) at +7100 to win the Cup on the night they won the first game of their streak. A limp $10 bet to win $710 won't be too bad, but I shoulda had more faith and put more money down.
 
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