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Where we at with The Matrix 4?

Ladynyahh

He's big and fat, he's Patrick Tomlinson
I have a feeling it will be horrible. Morpheus isn't even in it. I'm sure it will be woke somehow.

Also what are the odds of both the Wachowski Bros going all in with being trans? One i could understand, but two in the same family? Lotta problems in that family to be honest witcha.
 

Jim-sucks-shit

*ALL FUTURE COURT DATES ARE VACATED*
It's going to suck like the others. Anyway I really hate that fags like pat pretend that the wachowski troons invented the idea of the red pill when the concept was in Total Recall and who knows how many other sci-fi stories before.

imgl
 

JesseTheGovernor

Access to the Debates
The first one was the only decent one, and even in hindsight it’s pretty corny. The Wachowski hacks just going back to the well to capitalize on millennial nostalgia like everything else these days.
 

Chapel

Dirty Bastard
Apart from the first one, have these two aberrations of nature ever made a film that was total shite?
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
It's going to suck like the others. Anyway I really hate that fags like pat pretend that the wachowski troons invented the idea of the red pill when the concept was in Total Recall and who knows how many other sci-fi stories before.

imgl

His forced attempts at sounding like an intellectual make me cringe so fucking bad. Who the fuck would describe the Matrix as "an allegory for disadvantaged minority groups"?

Also, it wasn't created by a pair of trans sisters, you fucking lunatic. Pretty sure in the final credits of the Matrix it says 'Directed by the Wachowski Brothers'.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Donal Logue!
I tried watching The Matrix not too long ago... That movie has aged so fucking badly.

I expected that with some of the 90's films, but this might just be one of the worst. The self-flagellating ego that film permeates is cringe. Not to mention its dime store philosophy passing as deep thinking, the wire-fu that even with accepting what was possible at the time is still hard to stomach, and the very thin story that only works if you try to imagine the movie being deeper than it truly ever was.

When science fiction like "This Island Earth" aged better, you know you really created something vapid.
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
Oh and Matrix 4 is the most retarded thing in the world. They already made 2 more movies in that franchise than they should have. Why go back to it? I remember the 2nd movie was so terrible I didn't even want to see the 3rd one, which was apparently even worse.

There's no way it won't be a steaming pile of shit.
 

Imager

Making fun of women is my bit
Apart from the first one, have these two aberrations of nature ever made a film that was total shite?
When I was a stupid college kid, a film professor of mine had us watch this little indy movie called "Bound." It's about a lesbian convict who gets out of prison, meets a mob wife, and then they set up an elaborate ruse to steal money from the mob. Of course, things go wrong and hilarity ensues.

There's certainly a "girl power" element to the film, but I was awashed in college at the time and didn't really pay attention or care about it.

So like 4 years ago, I decide to show the film to my friends who had never seen it.

I was horrified.

Not only does the film not hold up well at all, but there's a close up of Joe Pantoliano's face telling the ex-convict dyke that she's a worthless dyke. Knowing 4 years ago how the Wachowskis turned out, it's almost like they put that in there to MKULTRA people or something.

Also, they apparently stole the plot of The Matrix from a black woman.


This helps explain why first The Matrix was good, and the latter two were awful.
 
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