Where we at with having heirlooms?

[Smeckler's Powder]

Do people still do this? Anyone got a family members old watch that made it's way through several asses before finding it's way to you? Or did you just throw it out? Or did your dumb boomer folks throw it out?

I'll take my answer off air.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I have a portrait of my great- great-grandfather which I took from my grandmother's house when she died, but only because of the story, which was that he married a woman with a retarded teenaged daughter, who then "mysteriously" got pregnant herself. This was in like the 1850s or something. So I believe I am descended from a 19th century raped retard.

I have a bunch of middle value baseball cards and a shotgun too which I looted from dead relatives homes.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I believe I am descended from a 19th century raped retard.

That's what's up

I looted from dead relatives homes.

That's what's up

 

[Uncle Floyd]

So I believe I am descended from a 19th century raped retard.

This may be the funniest thing I've ever read here.

 

[Stent]

portrait of my great- great-grandfather

You should use that as your avatar. Whenever someone asks who it is you get to explain the story.

 

[Calculating Bovinity]

So I believe I am descended from a 19th century raped retard.

Do you have any retarted tendencies? I assume penny eating, recreationally counting matchsticks, etc, are recessive traits that can pop up even if you're quite a few generations removed from a tard

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I have a portrait of my great- great-grandfather which I took from my grandmother's house when she died, but only because of the story, which was that he married a woman with a retarded daughter who then "mysteriously" got pregnant herself. This was in like the 1850s or something. So I believe I am descended from a 19th century raped retard.

I have a bunch of middle value baseball cards and a shotgun too which I looted from dead relatives homes.

your great great grandfather made love to a retard?

 

[UnPRePared]

your great great grandfather made love to a retard?

You don't think other families have had this happen?



Ahem.

 

[guest]

This may be the funniest thing I've ever read here.

Come to think of it, funny how we ALL must have rapists and rape victims in our blood lines if you go back far enough.

 

[captain_kamala]

my mom has a bunch of jewelry she says she's gonna give to me one day but not yet because i'm a retard who would sell it for drugs

 

[Uncle Floyd]

your great great grandfather made love to a retard?

There was no love.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Not a big jewelry guy but I went out and bought two luxury watches to start wearing to give to my kids when they get older.

 

[peckafacce]

I have 2 sets of china from each of my grandparents, that I am never going to use.