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Niki would be a great addition to any veteran linebacker corps.Liz Clarke will go in the first round. Good blocking is always at a premium. Alice Dawn Phelan's draft stock is falling after erratic behavior off the field, but he's a first round talent defensive monster.
He does give off PCJ vibes. Couldnt you picture Ade getting real comfortable on that lap?He's from Milwaukee, maybe he Pat-posts too
Last draft I sat and watched was in, what, 2004 when the Giants took and traded Philip Rivers for Eli Manning. Glad they won the Super Bowls w Eli, especially since they were against Brady, but I still believe Rivers would have been the better pick overall.I’ll never understand watching the draft, unless maybe your team is picking like top 5.
Just watching a clock tick down 15 minutes at a time to hear a name get called that nobody has a damn clue if theyll even be any good.
My favorite draft story is when Joe Thomas decided to go deep sea fishing with his dad on draft day with no communication. He was the 3rd overall pick and said it was a silly waste of time to attend it. Just fuck it, I’ll find out who picked me after I crush some grapefruit shandys and drop some aquahammers, what difference does it make.
Real ass dude.
There's never a "Some of us stand for thiss and some of us stand for that!" speech. They fucking tell you how to believe so you won't do your own thinking.Ho Lee Shit, they just did a I Stand With Ukraine speech
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