Where is Rick handselling?

[Slackjawed Cow]

He had 14 gate crasher and 12 star ship pedo in the first photo

He probably sold more at this local cat lady book fair than the last 3-5 conventions that he pays for rooms/travel/table time to attend.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

He had 14 gate crasher and 12 star ship pedo in the first photo

I guess I should have taken a second to count. I stand corrected, pat may have gotten enough today to cover 2, maybe even 3 shifts at mcdonalds. Righteous bucks!

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

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what is inside the paper bag, funsters?

 

[RickReternal]

He’s busy correcTing.

How does “prison” become “your”? Well, I won’t dwell. He was spamming and in a hurry.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Even if he isn't lying, he still only sold probably 10 books tops. Even with generous profit margins he would have made more working a shift at mcdonalds, and this was probably his biggest day of sales in months.

He sold literally ten books. Count em up between pictures

Righteous $150

 

[SFWA liaison]

$150 minus costs. Book fairs typically charge a small fee for the table, this is why you'll see some authors share to split the cost.

 

[NoBacon]

$150 minus costs. Book fairs typically charge a small fee for the table, this is why you'll see some authors share to split the cost.

And he had to buy the books at discount presumably, too.

He’d make way more money doing a minimum wage job. Far, fare more if you factor in the time it takes to write the things.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Just based on the numbers of people who read his books on this forum, that means at least 3 people will be using these new book pages to wipe their asses

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

He sells his hand under the "Hone" Bridge for 15 dollars a man.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

maybe Pat knows her they're both into similar things
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Niki Dated a Polygamist and his Wife (Probably)

Someone needs to send this to Pat. I don't think he would like this too much. Four years of trying to get her to divorce him, now Pat just dumps her for being a dyke.

new.onaforums.net

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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what is inside the paper bag, funsters?

6 cheese burgers to get him through that rough spot between lunch 2 and afternoon tea.

 

[BoomerSperg]

And he had to buy the books at discount presumably, too.

He’d make way more money doing a minimum wage job. Far, fare more if you factor in the time it takes to write the things.

I was willing to be generous and assume that tor gave him the books so they'd stop taking up space in a warehouse for all of eternity but it's funnier if you're right.

 

[RickReternal]

I was willing to be generous and assume that tor gave him the books so they'd stop taking up space in a warehouse for all of eternity but it's funnier if you're right.

They pulp them when they want to write down inventory. Too expensive to ship to authors.

He used a digital printing service they have set up for exactly this purpose, l betcha. It’s such a racket. I’m sure publisher makes 4.75 for every 5 they charge plus they make money on charging them for shipping.

 

[Hairy Peckas]

Are ya?

From an hour ago:

I read the blurb on the back of starship repo it sounds awful has any brothamen gotten through it?

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Even if he isn't lying, he still only sold probably 10 books tops. Even with generous profit margins he would have made more working a shift at mcdonalds, and this was probably his biggest day of sales in months.

If Pat livesteamed himself working the counter at a McDonald's he could make his annual income in one day.

Being sassy with fat women, childing and losing his shit.

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

If Pat livesteamed himself working the counter at a McDonald's he could make his annual income in one day.

Being sassy with fat women, childing and losing his shit.

I'd pay 100 dollars, right now, to watch him go through one dinner rush on the counter, in his neighborhood McDonald's

I'd say screaming tears within the first ten minutes

 

[Guest]

He was only taking pics of those two books stacks getting depleted. I bet he made what most people make in a day with a regular job. Congrats Pat. Righteous bux. Now its time to blow a $50 on garbage food and beer over at Jacks.

I doubt he netted more than $50 in profit and that’s being EXTREMELY generous. What’s he selling those for? He cannot be asking more than $10 TOPS.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I doubt he netted more than $50 in profit and that’s being EXTREMELY generous. What’s he selling those for? He cannot be asking more than $10 TOPS.

And I’m sure he’s throwing in an extra book for “free” when selling. Weird he didn’t post any photos of “satisfied customers” holding his books

 

[N64 Cube]

I hope his fat gut bumped into the table all day, knocking those shit books over.

 

[DominusOdium]

I read the blurb on the back of starship repo it sounds awful has any brothamen gotten through it?

I couldn't finish it properly. At some point I started skimming for useable material for mocking. He's a truly boring, untalented hack who throws in long descriptions and cringey "details" to show how clever and hip he is and it's fucking tiresome. You've never read a less funny person trying to be a comedian.