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Where are we with DA King ?
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One of his songs was playing on repeat at one of my aunt's funeral who died of a rare brain cancer. Can't listen to him without thinking about her.
Legitimate sniff.
Legitimate sniff.
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His gospel album is a must listen every Christmas Eve for me, last night being no exception.
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I remember there was this guy called Extreme Elvis. He was crazy and would shit into a cup onstage. There used to be videos but I havent thought of him in 15 years.
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Haha dumb bitch
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Pedophile faggot. Music was for faggots too
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That checks out.
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Remember to have the song highlighted yellow as it's scrolling by and being played.
Thanks.
Thanks.
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He would have been something if social media existed because he was all kinds of nuts. I remember they gave him some honorary law enforcement badge and he took it as real and went around trying to pull people over.
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Dude stopped a plane once to pull a guy that had stolen from him, using that badge lol
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If you'd pick The Beatles over Elvis, I got news for you... you're gay.
Elvis tried to get Nixon to make him a secret agent so he could arrest the Beatles for being drug addicts
The King
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Elvis tried to get Nixon to make him a secret agent so he could arrest the Beatles for being drug addicts
The King
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Just imagine if he had something like live stream or twitter back then when he was all fucked up in his later years. How many TV’s did her shoot? He would of made Kanye West look tame if he could have gone on social media rants.
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Damn. The one in the family with brains ended up with brain cancer? That's a huge loss.
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Jesus Christ, I totally forgot about that dude. He performed nude, drank piss from his backup dancers, and had a micro penis among other things, and still had a great Elvis voice.
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On a cold a gray Milwaukee morn
Patrick jerks to cuckold porn
In the ghetto
In ghet-tooooo
And Jesus crieeeed
Cause if there's one thing nobody needs
It's another fat Faggot's political screeds
In the ghetto
In ghet-tooooo
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If you share musical tastes with Steve from Bayshore, kill yourself