Dassa bessoooooo
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…
- Thread starter The Talking Dead
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LukerFunk: hello
Jenny: Yo nigga
LukerFunk: what's up
Jenny: Shit, not much
LukerFunk: really now
Jenny: So, you an actor?
LukerFunk: well sort of.. actor fresh out of high school.. well not so fresh anymore.. I graduated last year
Jenny: Shit...So you never met Puffy?
LukerFunk: nope sorry
Jenny: Fuck...That's allright.
LukerFunk: I though I said I wanted to become an actor.. hhmm I'll have to look at my profile again
Jenny: I thought maybe you was in some Showtime movies or somethin.....Or maybe you in one of Master P
Jenny: s's phat flicks
LukerFunk: no.. sorry..tho I wish sometimes
Jenny: So, why have you messaged me tonight?
LukerFunk: I just picked a random SN I saw
Jenny: You don't got to be shy, honey. I know when a man want to get his cyber-fuck on.
LukerFunk: well I do like cyber... but really I just looking through the SNs and pic you at random
Jenny: Bitch, stop lying. It's better to just be open and honest. I can't suck your hard cock if I know you are deceiving me.
LukerFunk: okay I imed you to get my cyber-fuck on
Jenny: Okay, you're an actor right? Well, let's do some role-playing and get this shit on.
LukerFunk: what is it?
Jenny: Okay, you are Hulk Hogan and I am a fan who approaches you after a show.
LukerFunk: which is wrestling or "thunder"
Jenny: Wrestling....During the mid-80s.
LukerFunk: what mood.. (I got to know these things)
Jenny: It's backstage after the show. I have snuck into the lockeroom. No one else is around. You have just taken a hot shower and are dripping wet. I am wearing a Hulk Hogan t-shirt and tiny shorts.
LukerFunk: towel on or off?
Jenny: Towel on.
LukerFunk: anything esle I should know?
Jenny: Nope, that's it.
LukerFunk: give me a moment to get into character
LukerFunk: k
Jenny: Hi, Mr. Hogan! *I walk nervously into the room, carrying a Hulk Hogan Wrestling Buddy Doll* I'm a big fan of yours, and I was wondering if I could get an autograph?
LukerFunk: *looks behind you* How did you get in here?
Jenny: I snuck past security and got the other wrestlers to clear out by offering them anabolic steroids.
LukerFunk: you know, you shouldn't be back here.. you can get in to some serious trouble.
Jenny: I know....I just couldn't help myself. I was watching the show with my daddy, and I thought you were so hot in that ring. Wearing those tight little shorts and getting hot and sweaty while groping those other men. I had to come see you.
LukerFunk: well I'm sure your father is worring about you. So, I give you an autograph, but then you should get out of here, before someone finds you. *looks at you* Do you have a picture you want me to sign?
Jenny: No...I have my wrestling buddy doll of you. I sleep with him at night....I hold his firm cotton body to my firm young body and pretend it's really you. Sometimes my friend Tina comes over, and we play three-way doctor with it. I would love it if you would sign him.
Jenny: I'm just disappointed they did not make the dolls anatomically correct.
LukerFunk: I'm flattered you think so highly of me. *reaches in to locker and pulls out a marker* okay, well, come here and sit nicely and I'll sign it
Jenny: *appraoches you and hands you the wrestling buddy doll* Can you make it out to Jenny?
LukerFunk: Sure thing. *pulls off the cap of the marker and begins to sign while talking out loud* To Jenny, my biggest fan who risked everything to see me. sincerely, Hulk Hogan.
LukerFunk: *hands the doll to you*
Jenny: Could you do me one extra big favor?
LukerFunk: what is it
Jenny: Could you sign the doll with your cum too? Maybe if I sucked your dick, you could spray your cum on the doll and produce your million dollar's worth John Hancock.
LukerFunk: I don't know. I mean you are a tad young
Jenny: Please, Mr. Hogan! It's my birthday today! I prayed to God and Jesus that I could give you a blowjob. I prayed everynight!
LukerFunk: *thinking to self* "well I haven't had a young woman in a long time" *shifts mouth a bit, and looks at you* You promise to get out of here then?
Jenny: *nod* I won't tell a soul...I promise. I'll hide my cum stained wrestling buddy doll and treasure him forever. Or maybe sell it on Ebay if I get hard up for cash.
LukerFunk: well, hhmm *debating in it in my mind*
LukerFunk: if you promise? but this would be our only time.
Jenny: *nod* Give me that cock and I'll show it some Roman-Grecko type moves.
LukerFunk: then you have to come and get it.
Jenny: *I bend down and rip off your towel, revealing your cock.* Wow! Macho Man Randy Savage has nothing on you! *I bend down and start giving you some hot head with my warm and moist mouth*
LukerFunk: show me all you got
Jenny: *I take your celebrity dick into my mouth and run my tongue along the shaft and slowly tease the tip*
LukerFunk: *places hand on your head and gently grabs hair* yeah
Jenny: *Suddenly, my redneck dad Cletus bursts into the room* Tarnation! What the fuck be goin' on in har? John-Boy, why is you sucking Hulk Hogan's dick? I told you to quit them faggoty ways!
LukerFunk: *pulls back
LukerFunk: Wait the? you
LukerFunk: security!!!
Jenny: I quickly pull out your dick from my mouth, and then whip my cock out.....I begin to slap it wildy against your receding hair line.
Jenny: Dammit, daddy? Why you gotta always be spoilin my fun! *I flash my gap-toothed smile* This happened when we went to see that Sigmund and Roy too.
LukerFunk: *wraps back up in a towel, security comes in and pulls the two of you out*
Jenny: *Daddy pulls out his shotgun and aims it at you* Damn you, Hulk Hogan! Why you gotta be violating my only child!
Jenny: *He pulls the trigger and a boom resounds throughout the rooms. He blasts your dick off and your crotch is bleeding like a fountain.*
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Jenny: Yo nigga
LukerFunk: what's up
Jenny: Shit, not much
LukerFunk: really now
Jenny: So, you an actor?
LukerFunk: well sort of.. actor fresh out of high school.. well not so fresh anymore.. I graduated last year
Jenny: Shit...So you never met Puffy?
LukerFunk: nope sorry
Jenny: Fuck...That's allright.
LukerFunk: I though I said I wanted to become an actor.. hhmm I'll have to look at my profile again
Jenny: I thought maybe you was in some Showtime movies or somethin.....Or maybe you in one of Master P
Jenny: s's phat flicks
LukerFunk: no.. sorry..tho I wish sometimes
Jenny: So, why have you messaged me tonight?
LukerFunk: I just picked a random SN I saw
Jenny: You don't got to be shy, honey. I know when a man want to get his cyber-fuck on.
LukerFunk: well I do like cyber... but really I just looking through the SNs and pic you at random
Jenny: Bitch, stop lying. It's better to just be open and honest. I can't suck your hard cock if I know you are deceiving me.
LukerFunk: okay I imed you to get my cyber-fuck on
Jenny: Okay, you're an actor right? Well, let's do some role-playing and get this shit on.
LukerFunk: what is it?
Jenny: Okay, you are Hulk Hogan and I am a fan who approaches you after a show.
LukerFunk: which is wrestling or "thunder"
Jenny: Wrestling....During the mid-80s.
LukerFunk: what mood.. (I got to know these things)
Jenny: It's backstage after the show. I have snuck into the lockeroom. No one else is around. You have just taken a hot shower and are dripping wet. I am wearing a Hulk Hogan t-shirt and tiny shorts.
LukerFunk: towel on or off?
Jenny: Towel on.
LukerFunk: anything esle I should know?
Jenny: Nope, that's it.
LukerFunk: give me a moment to get into character
LukerFunk: k
Jenny: Hi, Mr. Hogan! *I walk nervously into the room, carrying a Hulk Hogan Wrestling Buddy Doll* I'm a big fan of yours, and I was wondering if I could get an autograph?
LukerFunk: *looks behind you* How did you get in here?
Jenny: I snuck past security and got the other wrestlers to clear out by offering them anabolic steroids.
LukerFunk: you know, you shouldn't be back here.. you can get in to some serious trouble.
Jenny: I know....I just couldn't help myself. I was watching the show with my daddy, and I thought you were so hot in that ring. Wearing those tight little shorts and getting hot and sweaty while groping those other men. I had to come see you.
LukerFunk: well I'm sure your father is worring about you. So, I give you an autograph, but then you should get out of here, before someone finds you. *looks at you* Do you have a picture you want me to sign?
Jenny: No...I have my wrestling buddy doll of you. I sleep with him at night....I hold his firm cotton body to my firm young body and pretend it's really you. Sometimes my friend Tina comes over, and we play three-way doctor with it. I would love it if you would sign him.
Jenny: I'm just disappointed they did not make the dolls anatomically correct.
LukerFunk: I'm flattered you think so highly of me. *reaches in to locker and pulls out a marker* okay, well, come here and sit nicely and I'll sign it
Jenny: *appraoches you and hands you the wrestling buddy doll* Can you make it out to Jenny?
LukerFunk: Sure thing. *pulls off the cap of the marker and begins to sign while talking out loud* To Jenny, my biggest fan who risked everything to see me. sincerely, Hulk Hogan.
LukerFunk: *hands the doll to you*
Jenny: Could you do me one extra big favor?
LukerFunk: what is it
Jenny: Could you sign the doll with your cum too? Maybe if I sucked your dick, you could spray your cum on the doll and produce your million dollar's worth John Hancock.
LukerFunk: I don't know. I mean you are a tad young
Jenny: Please, Mr. Hogan! It's my birthday today! I prayed to God and Jesus that I could give you a blowjob. I prayed everynight!
LukerFunk: *thinking to self* "well I haven't had a young woman in a long time" *shifts mouth a bit, and looks at you* You promise to get out of here then?
Jenny: *nod* I won't tell a soul...I promise. I'll hide my cum stained wrestling buddy doll and treasure him forever. Or maybe sell it on Ebay if I get hard up for cash.
LukerFunk: well, hhmm *debating in it in my mind*
LukerFunk: if you promise? but this would be our only time.
Jenny: *nod* Give me that cock and I'll show it some Roman-Grecko type moves.
LukerFunk: then you have to come and get it.
Jenny: *I bend down and rip off your towel, revealing your cock.* Wow! Macho Man Randy Savage has nothing on you! *I bend down and start giving you some hot head with my warm and moist mouth*
LukerFunk: show me all you got
Jenny: *I take your celebrity dick into my mouth and run my tongue along the shaft and slowly tease the tip*
LukerFunk: *places hand on your head and gently grabs hair* yeah
Jenny: *Suddenly, my redneck dad Cletus bursts into the room* Tarnation! What the fuck be goin' on in har? John-Boy, why is you sucking Hulk Hogan's dick? I told you to quit them faggoty ways!
LukerFunk: *pulls back
LukerFunk: Wait the? you
LukerFunk: security!!!
Jenny: I quickly pull out your dick from my mouth, and then whip my cock out.....I begin to slap it wildy against your receding hair line.
Jenny: Dammit, daddy? Why you gotta always be spoilin my fun! *I flash my gap-toothed smile* This happened when we went to see that Sigmund and Roy too.
LukerFunk: *wraps back up in a towel, security comes in and pulls the two of you out*
Jenny: *Daddy pulls out his shotgun and aims it at you* Damn you, Hulk Hogan! Why you gotta be violating my only child!
Jenny: *He pulls the trigger and a boom resounds throughout the rooms. He blasts your dick off and your crotch is bleeding like a fountain.*
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This could have been a very funny Cumia joke. You’ll need to go back and do some open mics. Really work out your material. That way you’re not posting like some shit head civilian.
I've just seen his shirt. It's, uh...not good.