Whats the worst job youve ever had?

[Phish]

When I was like 16 or 17 I responded to an ad for a lady that was starting her first goat farm and needed help. The restaurant I worked at had just shut down so I was willing to do whatever for some pocket $. The first 2 days me and my brother spent 10 hours a day using a fence post driver driving posts in red clay, which needless to say sucked dick especially in the 102+ degree heat. The third day we had a new task, which we were happy to take on. I didn’t expect it to get worse though. Apparently its common on a farm to burn the baby goats nubs/horns to keep them from growing so they dont poke the mothers tits while feeding or stab each other with them. My job was to bear hug the goats and restrain them while this dumb bitch wannabe Mr Farmer got a soldering iron smoking red hot and attempted to ”disbud” the horns. (As you can imagine the goats dont just sit there and take it). The very first goat was flipping the fuck out, biting me, kicking, shitting, pissing all over me, and screaming before shed even made contact with the iron. This dumb cunt closed her eyes and just jammed the searing red hot iron straight down on the goats head. Of course it uncontrollably jerked and jumped and she skinned the goats head and burned it all the way from its horn across its eye and down to its nose. I still remember the smell of burnt hair and flesh. I dropped the goat and just started screaming at her “what the hell are you doing?!? Do you even fucking know!?!? What the fuck!!!! Fuck this, im done. Im outta here”. My brother was already back at the truck smoking a cigarette by then. I think hed quit before we even started. I guess its a common practice but youre not supposed to have some stupid kid try to restrain the goats by hand. Youre supposed to have some type of stockade looking thing to hold its head like this:


This is how the goats are supposed to look afterwards when done properly:


This is more or less what the dumb cunt did, but way worse:


I felt so bad for the little fella. I shouldve gone back and burned her barn down so she couldn’t massacre any more little baby animals but I didn’t unfortunately. Honestly kinda surprised considering how much of a little shit I was back then. Anyways whats your shitty job story?

 

[NoBacon]

Special shout out to Bill who works for Samuel Delaney.

 

[guest]

I worked as a waiter at 2 restaurants and never lasted more than a month and a half at either. I don't know how anyone can do that shit. I can do menial labor, but being treated like a servant by rude niggers makes my blood boil. I walked off of both, and they are the only 2 jobs I ever walked off. A classmate of mine ended up dropping out of college to pursue a degree in music, and he worked as a waiter in the meantime. He was very good at the job and ended up working in high end restaurants where he would get fat tips, but he absolutely hated his life, was an alcoholic, and eventually OD'd on fentanyl a few years ago.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

These are my favorite threads

 

[Phish]

I worked as a waiter at 2 restaurants and never lasted more than a month and a half at either. I don't know how anyone can do that shit. I can do menial labor, but being treated like a servant by rude niggers makes my blood boil. I walked off of both, and they are the only 2 jobs I ever walked off. A classmate of mine ended up dropping out of college to pursue a degree in music, and he worked as a waiter in the meantime. He was very good at the job and ended up working in high end restaurants where he would get fat tips, but he absolutely hated his life, was an alcoholic, and eventually OD'd on fentanyl a few years ago.

Yeah i couldnt do front of the house. Its gotta be awful. People were rude enough to the kitchen staff, never mind the waitstaff. I was always in the kitchen, drinking in the walkin and sniffing percs off of the stainless steel countertops. I loved the kitchen but the restaurant industry is so toxic between the drugs, the drama and the shit hours/pay. It was cool working with a bunch hot girls though. At my current job its nothing but disgusting slovenly men.

 

[guest]

Probably McDonald's, but only the night shifts when drunk cunts came in, or this warehouse summer job I had when I was 15. It was illegal for them to employ anyone under 18 because of some health and safety regulation to do with machinery and the manager stiffed me out of wages I was owed for the last few days. He got away with it too because I was cash in hand off the books. Last time I ever did any job without a contract though so good lesson

 

[guest]

Yeah i couldnt do front of the house. Its gotta be awful. People were rude enough to the kitchen staff, never mind the waitstaff. I was always in the kitchen, drinking in the walkin and sniffing percs off of the stainless steel countertops. I loved the kitchen but the restaurant industry is so toxic between the drugs, the drama and the shit hours/pay. It was cool working with a bunch hot girls though. At my current job its nothing but disgusting slovenly men.

Yeah I've worked other food service jobs and other shit jobs. I will always have fond memories of the college grind and I am proud of younger self that I had that work ethic even if my priorities weren't totally where they should have been. Most importantly, I will never look down on anyone who works those jobs no matter how old they are. I've seen plenty of people who get caught up in some dumb shit, but are making the best of their situation, and that happens to include stocking shelves for 40+ hours a week. This is also why I become infuriated by pieces of shit like Fatso who say that those types of jobs are "below" him. Yuck. Faggot.

 

[Curator]

Nice lack of paragraphs OP.

 

[Honey Badger]

Enterpise rent a car.

Doesn’t matter if the customer is poor or the daughter of an oil tycoon, they’re gonna treat you like shit.

Only one car on the lot but ten customers with reservations? Tough shit, figure it out.

The nigger whose whole job is to wash cars is taking a smoke break? Go wash the car yourself in the summer heat while wearing a pointless fucking suit. That’s right, you make $10/hr in the “management trainee” program but are expected to own multiple suits.

 

[Phish]

@Richard Stalkins I couldn’t agree more. Its hardwired into me to respect anyone who shows up to work every day and puts an honest effort forth. Generally speaking, work ethic tells me mostly all I need to know about a person. Thats what sets good people apart from shit people, is the effort. Theyre lightyears ahead of someone who is “too good” for any job no matter how menial it may be, or someone who is just living off of their families inheritance. Ive always said even if i had 100 million dollars in the bank, id still work at least like 25-30 hours a week just to feel like im a productive member of society. I dont understand how someone can just sit around all day and be a lazy sack of shit. Id rather dig ditches for $10 an hour than sit on the couch for 70 hours a week farting into my wifes pink blankie and pretending im writing a Christmas book for 2 years.

 

[Phish]

Nice lack of paragraphs OP.

OPs a faggot what do you expect. If you want paragraphs then burn a credit on my latest novel “In The Black”.

 

[Cuphead]

Worked in sales and digital marketing for a graphic design company for about a year. Most boring fucking job I ever had and I spent most of my days working on an email marketing campaign that we maybe got 10% of replies and engagement on. Everyone I worked with either hated their job like me or their lives revolved around work. It was like a cult almost. Also got paid like shit. I eventually got fired because during yearly reviews I let my boss know about all the fawkin problems I had with my position and she mother fucked me. I think my team lead also wanted me gone because he knew I didn't like him. Didn't care though since it was my 2nd job at the time while I was bartending and ended up getting hired for another job two days after I was fired. Helped me get some sales experience of my resume too so I guess it wasn't a complete waste of time.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Yeah i couldnt do front of the house. Its gotta be awful. People were rude enough to the kitchen staff, never mind the waitstaff. I was always in the kitchen, drinking in the walkin and sniffing percs off of the stainless steel countertops. I loved the kitchen but the restaurant industry is so toxic between the drugs, the drama and the shit hours/pay. It was cool working with a bunch hot girls though. At my current job its nothing but disgusting slovenly men.

I cant have my work setting also be a social setting. I just cant handle it and cant focus.
I was the worst at restaurant jobs

 

[Cuphead]

Enterpise rent a car.

Doesn’t matter if the customer is poor or the daughter of an oil tycoon, they’re gonna treat you like shit.

Only one car on the lot but ten customers with reservations? Tough shit, figure it out.

The nigger whose whole job is to wash cars is taking a smoke break? Go wash the car yourself in the summer heat while wearing a pointless fucking suit. That’s right, you make $10/hr in the “management trainee” program but are expected to own multiple suits.

I've known way too many people who worked for Enterprise. They prey on college students as their first post grad job because you can get hired just for having even the most worthless degree.

 

[Honey Badger]

I've known way too many people who worked for Enterprise. They prey on college students as their first post grad job because you can get hired just for having even the most worthless degree.

Thankfully this was just a summer job so I could live in my college town.

The highlight was they had us give a presentation about our experiences. Everyone went up and gushed about how much they loved ERAC and the intern coordinator/ execs in attendance clapped like seals.

Then I went up and gave actual numbers about my branches growth and gave case studies for what we were doing different. I never once said I enjoyed working there so the intern coordinator said my presentation was the worst lol.

I told her ok, well obviously I’m not trying to work here so what do I care? I don’t think she liked me much

 

[aRTie02150]

It wasn't horrible but I worked at a banana factory when I was 15 and had to sort bananas all day.

I distinctly remember the boss saying "if at any point ya get hungry, feel free to take a banana."

I really grew tired of them.

 

[aRTie02150]

It wasn't horrible but I worked at a banana factory when I was 15 and had to sort bananas all day.

I distinctly remember the boss saying "if at any point ya get hungry, feel free to take a banana."

I really grew tired of them.

Fawk I remember I used to bring bananas home all the time and my dad yelled at me for bringing so many. Lol.

"Get rid of these fucking bananas! They're attracting flies!"

I took home around $400 a week which was not fucking bad in early 2000s and being paid under the table.

This was all because I asked if I could have an Xbox and Halo and my dad said "yeah if you buy one yourself." and that started my working career. Got my Xbox right away, then a cell phone, and I never asked for anything from my parents since. Just cash for Christmas and birthdays was fine. Fawkin made me a man

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

It wasn't horrible but I worked at a banana factory when I was 15 and had to sort bananas all day.

I distinctly remember the boss saying "if at any point ya get hungry, feel free to take a banana."

I really grew tired of them.

All the free nanners ya can eat sounds PFG to me

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Fawk I remember I used to bring bananas home all the time and my dad yelled at me for bringing so many. Lol.

"Get rid of these fucking bananas! They're attracting flies!"

I took home around $400 a week which was not fucking bad in early 2000s and being paid under the table.

This was all because I asked if I could have an Xbox and Halo and my dad said "yeah if you buy one yourself." and that started my working career. Got my Xbox right away, then a cell phone, and I never asked for anything from my parents since. Just cash for Christmas and birthdays was fine. Fawkin made me a man

What was your rank in Halo 3?

 

[aRTie02150]

All the free nanners ya can eat sounds PFG to me

I thought so too until I learned you can only eat so many in a short time before you start to puke.

I can smell a rotting banana from 200 feet away because of that job.