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Righteous bucks!I'm not the gambling type so maybe $5 once
You scared me. I was about to end it all when you said Bonnie was gone.Oh Bonnie isn’t gone, fuck me then
It's probably because you don't do it right. Next time you go to the casino take a pillow with your coworkers face on it so you can scream in it. Also make sure that you spit on the floor to assert your dominance to the dealer. And in the unfortunate event that you do lose a hand, don't hold it in, just yell all the profanities that come to mind (derogatory slurs included).I don't do good at the casino in general but I like those slots.
What happened to Bonnie?Now that Bonnie is gone someone needs to ask retarded trivia questions
I explained it in another thread but I made $9000 in the stock market and then promptly lost it over the next like 2-3 days.
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