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What's the most profane thing you've used as a name on an envelope for yourself or someone else?

Smeckler's Powder

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Not the same but I sent my buddy something on Amazon and under "from" I put shitloads of swastikas. They kept not sending it out but the chat people didn't know why. They'd give me a $5 and I would order it again with swastikas all over it, rinse repeat. I think I wound up making $20 from them and getting the shit for free.
 

Duhne Kuhn

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Had to mail something to a good friend, also printed the word "POSITIVE" bold and all caps in a huge font that showed through the envelope paper.
 

Africa.com

the REAL Roxbury Rick. Mustard STINKS
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Wrote a note on a car parked terribly that just said "nigger." Wrote "Honk for Kamala" in dust on my buddy's trucks tailgate. He called me on his hour commute home saying everyone was giving him the finger except one old broad who was driving alone with a face mask on, she pulled next to him and kept honking and waving until he told her to fuck off
 

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A friend of mine called Nelson Mandela Nigger Mandingo once but not in the context of mailing a letter he was just drunk.
Took my 13 yo nephew golfing with a few friends. The kid is really good. First tee he smacks the ball 275 right down the pipe with a tasteful draw. My buddy blurts at him "Nice drive Nigger Woods."
 
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