What’s the Jack Horner bit?

[Harry Powell]

Seems to be “depressed middle aged cuckold with long and sordid history of sex addiction”

Correct?

Then there was a “not Jack Horner” account. What’s up with that?

 

[johnnynoname]

didn't he hit 3 homers in a game in like 83, and finish his career in japan?


that was without a google btw

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Seems to be “depressed middle aged cuckold with long and sordid history of sex addiction”

Correct?

Yes, and he posts longwinded nonsense, but more on Cumtown where he is even more ridiculed

Then there was a “not Jack Horner” account. What’s up with that?

Moorish Crack on his 1000th attempt at a funny username was Jack Horner, but everyone pointed out it wasn't an original so he changed it to not Jack Horner

Whether either of them were referencing a nursery rhyme, a character in Boogie Nights or a guy who

hit 3 homers in a game in like 83, and finish his career in japan?

is anyones guess.

edit - and @johnnynoname you might be thinking of Bob Horner in 86 who went to Japan but came back to play for the Cards. The Orioles invited him to Spring training and he responded by retiring. No one else of that name has a 3 homer day in the 80s

Bob Horner

James Robert "Bob" Horner (born August 6, 1957 in Junction City, Kansas) is a former Major League Baseball third baseman/first baseman and right-handed batter who played for the Atlanta Braves (1978-1986) and St. Louis Cardinals (1988). He was born in Junction City, Kansas. Horner went straight...

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[Harry Powell]

Yes, and he posts longwinded nonsense, but more on Cumtown where he is even more ridiculed

Moorish Crack on his 1000th attempt at a funny username was Jack Horner, but everyone pointed out it wasn't an original so he changed it to not Jack Horner

Whether either of them were referencing a nursery rhyme, a character in Boogie Nights or a guy who

is anyones guess.

edit - and @johnnynoname you might be thinking of Bob Horner in 86 who went to Japan but came back to play for the Cards. The Orioles invited him to Spring training and he responded by retiring. No one else of that name has a 3 homer day in the 80s

Bob Horner

James Robert "Bob" Horner (born August 6, 1957 in Junction City, Kansas) is a former Major League Baseball third baseman/first baseman and right-handed batter who played for the Atlanta Braves (1978-1986) and St. Louis Cardinals (1988). He was born in Junction City, Kansas. Horner went straight...

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I believe @johnnynoname was doing a bit where he just made that up? Maybe I’m wrong.

Thanks for the comprehensive backstory brotherman. I appreciate it.

 

[johnnynoname]

edit - and @johnnynoname you might be thinking of Bob Horner in 86 who went to Japan but came back to play for the Cards. The Orioles invited him to Spring training and he responded by retiring. No one else of that name has a 3 homer day in the 80s

Bob Horner

James Robert "Bob" Horner (born August 6, 1957 in Junction City, Kansas) is a former Major League Baseball third baseman/first baseman and right-handed batter who played for the Atlanta Braves (1978-1986) and St. Louis Cardinals (1988). He was born in Junction City, Kansas. Horner went straight...

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yes..this the guy

 

[Harry Powell]

yes..this the guy

It wasn’t a bit?! Nice baseball knowledge, stupid

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

It wasn’t a bit?! Nice baseball knowledge, stupid

JNN shows more every day that he is a master of all

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating a pizza pie.
He shit pepperoni,
Then blew his friend Tony,
And wiped his mouth on his tie. Oohh!

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

The Director from Boogie Nights?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I don't know too much about his lore except that he loves big tits (), but essay posts about his success ()

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Yes, and he posts longwinded nonsense, but more on Cumtown where he is even more ridiculed

Moorish Crack on his 1000th attempt at a funny username was Jack Horner, but everyone pointed out it wasn't an original so he changed it to not Jack Horner

Whether either of them were referencing a nursery rhyme, a character in Boogie Nights or a guy who

is anyones guess.

edit - and @johnnynoname you might be thinking of Bob Horner in 86 who went to Japan but came back to play for the Cards. The Orioles invited him to Spring training and he responded by retiring. No one else of that name has a 3 homer day in the 80s

Bob Horner

James Robert "Bob" Horner (born August 6, 1957 in Junction City, Kansas) is a former Major League Baseball third baseman/first baseman and right-handed batter who played for the Atlanta Braves (1978-1986) and St. Louis Cardinals (1988). He was born in Junction City, Kansas. Horner went straight...

baseball.fandom.com

Holy shit you're autistic

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Holy shit you're autistic

Our records are pristine, sir!