What's the furthest you think you can throw a dog with one hand.

[Turk February]

I used to be okay, not great, at shot putt. In just wondering. With a small dog would we be much better.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Easily over those mountains over there

 

[Turk February]

Easily over those mountains over there

How. Do you do a spin ?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

How. Do you do a spin ?

Football style, it's an uncle Rico line from Napoleon Dynamite

 

[Turk February]

In all honesty I think I can get aschnauzerlike 30 yards out at my best. I'd need a lot of practice.

 

[Turk February]

Football style, it's an uncle Rico line from Napoleon Dynamite

Just imagine you and I passing a dog back a forth for preparation. And some one walks by. "We're about to compete"

 

[Dog Eater]

Pretty far if I’m allowed to do hammer throw style and select the dog.

 

[Turk February]

Pretty far if I’m allowed to do hammer throw style and select the dog.

The dog has too be shitty and not be good. If it's a good dog it's not fair to the dog.

 

[Dog Eater]

The dog has too be shitty and not be good. If it's a good dog it's not fair to the dog.

It’s just about the weight, too light and you can’t build up enough momentum, too heavy and it won’t go far enough.

 

[Turk February]

It’s just about the weight, too light and you can’t build up enough momentum, too heavy and it won’t go far enough.

Last year a baby golden retriever was found to be loaded with ball bearings up the ass by the Croatian team and were disqualified

 

[Dog Eater]

Last year a baby golden retriever was found to be loaded with ball bearings up the ass by the Croatian team and were disqualified

WE GOT WEIGHTS IN DOGS

 

[Turk February]

WE GOT WEIGHTS IN DOGS

Albania tried to cheat by making their dog very wet thus very heavy.

 

[Turk February]

Overall it was a terrible shameful year for the sport.

 

[Turk February]

I've kind of figured out how @chocolatehellhole s mind works and it makes me laugh that his eyes scanned this post. Just a fairly normal man having to read about throwing dogs. But just barely.

 

[Turk February]

You know now that I've thought about it more deeply. 30 yards is absurd. I think I can do 15. At the most.

 

[aRTie02150]

Is any throw style prohibited?

If not, I would launch one if I can use their tail or ears as a way to whip them using physics and whatnot.

 

[Turk February]

Is any throw style prohibited?

If not, I would launch one if I can use their tail or ears as a way to whip them using physics and whatnot.

No even sex with the dog is permitted if you're relieving performance anxiety.

 

[UnPRePared]

What if we went lesbian softball windup?

I could get one of those teacup terriers halfway across Poznan.

 

[aRTie02150]

No even sex with the dog is permitted if you're relieving performance anxiety.

If I grab a terrier by it's tail and spin a few rotations I can probably hit 40 feet, maybe 50 if the dog doesn't freak out as I'm rotating.

 

[Turk February]

What if we went lesbian softball windup?

I could get one of those teacup terriers halfway across Poznan.

We don't have enough women for a team.