Whats the best final destination movie?

[Professor Rape]

I watched these as a kid. They were "fun" horror where you and your friends and family were like ohhhh shiiiiit!!! and jumping up and down like niggers in the cinema.

I liked the uhhh second one, especially this scene with the lottery winner.

 

[LingerLonger]

1 or 5 are the best. But I would still just binge watch them in order without skipping any. They are rebooting the franchise supposedly soon.

 

[Nigger John]

I think NIN did a song for the 1st one

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[PogromStallone]

5 is probably the best. This is a franchise that I completely adore and I've watched them so many times. After 4 was so bad, I didn't have high expectations for 5 but sitting in the theatre, I was stunned by how much I liked it. And the ending was so fucking good, a real plot twist you didn't see coming that tied it all together.
I actually consider FD5 to be one of the best sequels ever made, they took a formula, added new rules to it that not only made sense but elevated it and the tied it all in with the original without making it feel contrived.
This was during the 3D boom in movies so the ending moved straight into a montage of every kill in the franchise converted to 3D. And you could tell it wasn't cheaply done either, they put actual care and effort into making it look good. Watching all that might be the most excitement I've felt in a theatre, on the level of all those retards that scream during the ending of Endgame.

 

[Turk February]

I saw 2 in the theater with a group of friends and I distinctly remember a fat girl literally crying when the fence scene happened. I have no idea how we got in.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I remember telling my friends "that shit looks gay" so they watched it without me. Sometimes trying to be a taste maker backfires on you.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I saw 2 in the theater with a group of friends and I distinctly remember a fat girl literally crying when the fence scene happened. I have no idea how we got in.

Is that the one where the log falls off a truck and goes through the windshield? I'm pretty sure I saw it in theaters too. I don't know if I saw any of them beyond the first two.

 

[Turk February]

I remember telling my friends "that shit looks gay" so they watched it without me. Sometimes trying to be a taste maker backfires on you.

If the movie sucks you just go into another theater or play air hockey for a bit while drinking wine you snuck in. Every 13 year old boy knows that.

 

[Turk February]

Is that the one where the log falls off a truck and goes through the windshield? I'm pretty sure I saw it in theaters too. I don't know if I saw any of them beyond the first two.

If I remember correctly a car explodes next to a barbed wire fence which flies at a guy and cuts him into 3 pieces.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also, that Ali Larter chick is objectively hot but there's some unexplainable reason that I find her unattractive and I don't know what the fuck it is. Don't say I'm gay, because that's not it.

 

[Turk February]

Also, that Ali Larter chick is objectively hot but there's some unexplainable reason that I find her unattractive and I don't know what the fuck it is. Don't say I'm gay, because that's not it.

This is barely related. But have you ever met a woman you don't find attractive but that makes you super curious?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is barely related. But have you ever met a woman you don't find attractive but that makes you super curious?

All the time. I actually tend to get shut down more by fugly broads with decent bodies than actual hot ones too. I think it's because everyone does the same "wanna fuck and not tell anyone?" shit to them lol. It stings too. I'm pretty good looking so I comfort myself by thinking "I was doing you a favor anyway you ugly bitch."

 

[Harry Tasker]

All 5 are enjoyable to different degrees and are somehow very watchable. That being said, even though 1 is arguably the “best” movie, the log-truck scene in 2 is a genuine cultural touchstone for millennials. Everyone who saw it at the time thinks about it to this day when they pass one of those trucks.

Otherwise, my order of enjoyment goes:
1
5
2 & 3 tied
4

 

[Turk February]

All the time. I actually tend to get shut down more by fugly broads with decent bodies than actual hot ones too. I think it's because everyone does the same "wanna fuck and not tell anyone?" shit to them lol. It stings too. I'm pretty good looking so I comfort myself by thinking "I was doing you a favor anyway you ugly bitch."

Boq said I'm the best looking board member in a private chat so I might fuck her.

 

[Harry Tasker]

All the time. I actually tend to get shut down more by fugly broads with decent bodies than actual hot ones too. I think it's because everyone does the same "wanna fuck and not tell anyone?" shit to them lol. It stings too. I'm pretty good looking so I comfort myself by thinking "I was doing you a favor anyway you ugly bitch."

There’s nothing that stings more than being rejected by a broad you think you’re better than.

 

[Turk February]

There’s nothing that stings more than being rejected by a broad you think you’re better than.

I spent a whole summer fucking a Native bitch who was like 200 pounds and super ugly. I have no idea why other than it was an excuse to drink a lot.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

while drinking wine you snuck in

St Ides special brew mother fucker

 

[Turk February]

St Ides special brew mother fucker

Someone else bought my booze. I was literally 13. We'd sit in a salt container to hang out in the winter for fun after school. And there was like 10 of us.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If the movie sucks you just go into another theater or play air hockey for a bit while drinking wine you snuck in. Every 13 year old boy knows that.

There's always a bunch of free tokens under the air hockey tables. I don't know if they've updated them since we were kids but my one buddy showed me that if you just reach under them and feel around you'll find a bunch of loose tokens, used needles and chewed gum.