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Similar. I think I was 10 and I got a Megadrive (Genesis) for Christmas. Most presents I usually got were books, clothes I didn't care about and a toy or two similar to something I actually wanted, so when I tore off the paper and saw Sonic the hedgehog looking at me, it seemed almost unreal. Like someone had made a mistake. I still remember the feeling, like my heart was going to jump out of my mouth.I remember getting a PlayStation and Spyro the Dragon one year and being genuinely shocked that my parents would buy me something so amazing.
The British have the best sounding insults, especially when it's a wee lad to his mum It's like music to my ears.I told her to piss off or something
Dreamcast. Christmas 2000. Sure when I got it when it was on its last legs, but it was still cool at the time. I also couldn't comprehend how my parents were capable of choosing a cool gift. Gifts stopped after that though.
Was it the fucking Fisher Price castle with the cannons that shot and shit? Because I totally forgot about it, but I got that for Christmas the one year and it was a huge fucking deal to me. I ended up getting the pirate ship and the western town too. Those toys were the shit.When I was very young, my grandmother got me an N64. One of my other cousins also got one and another cousin got her old NES because she knew he liked it, lol. I got home and played Mario 64 but it was too scary for me so I didn't play it for some time after. What especially scared me was the two final bosses in the first two worlds.
But I think I was most excited when I got a toy castle as a kid. Another year I got this bag of Legos I had seen at a thrift shop that I really wanted.
Oh wow, I think it might've been.Was it the fucking Fisher Price castle with the cannons that shot and shit? Because I totally forgot about it, but I got that for Christmas the one year and it was a huge fucking deal to me. I ended up getting the pirate ship and the western town too. Those toys were the shit.
That story was a rollercoaster of emotion. I’m assuming that she broke it?Similar. I think I was 10 and I got a Megadrive (Genesis) for Christmas. Most presents I usually got were books, clothes I didn't care about and a toy or two similar to something I actually wanted, so when I tore off the paper and saw Sonic the hedgehog looking at me, it seemed almost unreal. Like someone had made a mistake. I still remember the feeling, like my heart was going to jump out of my mouth.
A few months later, my mother stomped the shit out of it when she asked me to do some chore while I was playing on it, and I told her to piss off or something
Oh wow, I think it might've been.
Oh she smashed it to pieces. Quick to anger that womanThat story was a rollercoaster of emotion. I’m assuming that she broke it?
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