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Whats next for Jimmy after J&S is done?

Cuphead

Formerly know as Fat Abbot
Sam will go and do WWE shit, but I don't think Jimmy has the motivation to even start doing his own solo podcast and ever other single venture of his has been a colossal failure. Will he event attempt to do something new or will he just rot away in his NYC apartment alone and sad like the pathetic AIDS ridden faggot he's always been?
 

analeggsalad

the Gentleman's sissy hypno
Todd Barry levels of obscurity

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CuckQueen

On the Joe Cumia retirement plan.
dont want to make a new thread cause i bring nothing to the table, but i am pretty sure they will re sign and it's all a wwe tier work
This would make sense if there was any chance of bumping up the contract. At $110k there just isn't enough room to move up. Sam is retarded enough to genuinely think he can do better.

Jim is in his 50s, childless, unmarried, and spends his copious free time jerking off. He's an introvert, and he hates coming into work. He's also been doing the radio thing for 20 years and has been phoning it in for the majority of that time. I think Jim might just be done, with radio at least.
 

Punished Dan Mullen

Calamari Ring Leader
This would make sense if there was any chance of bumping up the contract. At $110k there just isn't enough room to move up. Sam is retarded enough to genuinely think he can do better.

Jim is in his 50s, childless, unmarried, and spends his copious free time jerking off. He's an introvert, and he hates coming into work. He's also been doing the radio thing for 20 years and has been phoning it in for the majority of that time. I think Jim might just be done, with radio at least.
Guess we will have to re visit this thread in 5 weeks, but who else is going to pay them 6 figures other than the little doggie company?

Jim will never be done if there's a paycheck, he's check checkerson baby
 
G

guest

Guest
Sam will go and do WWE shit
You know Sam doesn't get paid shit to do that, right? He admitted that he does those for free a while ago. If they pay him now, it's not very much.

Jim will be okay, there will always be truckers willing to pay for him to make baby noises. He might join Child Pornography Media.
 

Consensual Rapist

私は爆発的な下痢をしています! ^_^
Here’s my “what Jim does nextfantasy:

SXM figures out they’d save more money by not having an unfunny comic have his own show. Little by little, Jim starts loosing gigs, and starts to drink. His drinking starts to really get out of control, to the point where he looses his home, friends, and whatever family he has left. Then one night after spending the last of his money on MadDog 2020, he goes down to the subway, and drunkly stumbles off the platform, and head first on the 3rd rail, frying him to the point where they need to scrap him off with one of those scrapers you’d use to get chewing gum off the ground.
It is mentioned on the 3rd page, then it goes further and further back in the paper, until he is completely forgotten.
He will never be remembered by anyone.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

I Am Racist Man Leader of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
Here’s my “what Jim does nextfantasy:

SXM figures out they’d save more money by not having an unfunny comic have his own show. Little by little, Jim starts loosing gigs, and starts to drink. His drinking starts to really get out of control, to the point where he looses his home, friends, and whatever family he has left. Then one night after spending the last of his money on MadDog 2020, he goes down to the subway, and drunkly stumbles off the platform, and head first on the 3rd rail, frying him to the point where they need to scrap him off with one of those scrapers you’d use to get chewing gum off the ground.
It is mentioned on the 3rd page, then it goes further and further back in the paper, until he is completely forgotten.
He will never be remembered by anyone.
Pretty good. But I was thinking he "goes on a bender" and after finishing off most of a a 6 pack of smirnoff ice, THEN he falls on the tracks.
 
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