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What’s in it for Pig?

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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67,501
I found myself thinking today about how he jerks that tiny faucet of his to the Ukraine shit. Really, what’s in it for him? He lives in a shitbox house thousands of miles away from the conflict. Any advance / retreat by Russia / Ukraine plays absolutely no role in his life. Yet he reports on this shit as if he can see it from his back yard.

So what, Ukraine “wins”. What does Pat get? Is it as simple as “ I told you so”?

Welp, Ukraine signs a treaty and Russia keeps some shit in Crimea. What happens then to Pat?

He’s an annoying, histrionic faggot is what I’m saying. Fat, too. Very, very fat.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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Putin is Darth Vader and Zelensky is Luke Skywalker, thats about it. Its just a form of entertainment to him the way you may watch a movie for fun
Good analogy. I like watching Last Chance U for fun, to see how oppressed Nogs get every single advantage handed to them and still struggle to write a 3 page essay about “what football mean to me”
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Her’s crazy psychopath Jim Stewardson with an long 18 tweet rambling about who the fuck knows what but claims it’s very important
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I remember in 2012 when Obama got re-elected he famously down played Russia as nothing and Mitt Romney being concerned about Russia was ridiculous. Remember “The 80s called”? Everybody laughed but we’re supposed to believe Putin was angry with Obama? The world laughed at Obama. These fucks are out of their minds
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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Her’s crazy psychopath Jim Stewardson with an long 18 tweet rambling about who the fuck knows what but claims it’s very important
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I remember in 2012 when Obama got re-elected he famously down played Russia as nothing and Mitt Romney being concerned about Russia was ridiculous. Remember “The 80s called”? Everybody laughed but we’re supposed to believe Putin was angry with Obama? The world laughed at Obama. These fucks are out of their minds
Does this lunatic remembuh :lwjxnwp: that Putin took that southern part of ukraine in 2014? That was Obama’s second term, stupid!
 

Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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If he squeals about far-left talking points in Twitter enough the DNC will hire him and he'll be Stealthy Pig Defiant. At least that's what he thinks will happen because he's a fucking idiot.
Jo from Jerz, Tiedrich, The camel fucking defiant guy are and I say this with not a grain, but a shaker full of salt, miles better than Pat. They have self control to just have a quick exchange with trolls and move on, Pat can't stop, he keeps checking hourly, he's clearly ill at this point.
 

BoomerSperg

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Her’s crazy psychopath Jim Stewardson with an long 18 tweet rambling about who the fuck knows what but claims it’s very important
View attachment 151065
I remember in 2012 when Obama got re-elected he famously down played Russia as nothing and Mitt Romney being concerned about Russia was ridiculous. Remember “The 80s called”? Everybody laughed but we’re supposed to believe Putin was angry with Obama? The world laughed at Obama. These fucks are out of their minds
was this the guy who got divorced because of his mike flynn induced schizophrenia or was that another one of pat's insane orbiters?
 

DanFielding

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Her’s crazy psychopath Jim Stewardson with an long 18 tweet rambling about who the fuck knows what but claims it’s very important
View attachment 151065
I remember in 2012 when Obama got re-elected he famously down played Russia as nothing and Mitt Romney being concerned about Russia was ridiculous. Remember “The 80s called”? Everybody laughed but we’re supposed to believe Putin was angry with Obama? The world laughed at Obama. These fucks are out of their minds
They're not crazy. They're amoral and power hungry and will say anything, no matter how self contradictory, if it means they win.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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72,339
I found myself thinking today about how he jerks that tiny faucet of his to the Ukraine shit. Really, what’s in it for him? He lives in a shitbox house thousands of miles away from the conflict. Any advance / retreat by Russia / Ukraine plays absolutely no role in his life. Yet he reports on this shit as if he can see it from his back yard.

So what, Ukraine “wins”. What does Pat get? Is it as simple as “ I told you so”?

Welp, Ukraine signs a treaty and Russia keeps some shit in Crimea. What happens then to Pat?

He’s an annoying, histrionic faggot is what I’m saying. Fat, too. Very, very fat.
Sweet sweet Internet likes
 

DominusOdium

Owner/Operator of Liquor Gallery, Elizabeth NJ
Forum Clout
53,103
I found myself thinking today about how he jerks that tiny faucet of his to the Ukraine shit. Really, what’s in it for him? He lives in a shitbox house thousands of miles away from the conflict. Any advance / retreat by Russia / Ukraine plays absolutely no role in his life. Yet he reports on this shit as if he can see it from his back yard.

So what, Ukraine “wins”. What does Pat get? Is it as simple as “ I told you so”?

Welp, Ukraine signs a treaty and Russia keeps some shit in Crimea. What happens then to Pat?

He’s an annoying, histrionic faggot is what I’m saying. Fat, too. Very, very fat.
It's the current thing he can pretend to care about or be an expert on, nothing more. Once you realize nobody and nothing really matters to Patrick, as evidenced by his disinterest in all the collateral damage, expense and humiliation his behavior causes others, his positions make way more sense. He'll just go back to Trending and find whatever else he can wade into for attention by claiming expertise and then calling everyone a dumb fuck who disagrees with his barely informed hot take.
 
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