Whats a conspiracy theory you think is 100% true?

[BUBBLER]

 

[aRTie02150]

That aliens and missiles hit the Trade Towers.

 

[BUBBLER]

That aliens and missiles hit the Trade Towers.

I've never heard this one?



Ooh literal Bubbler!

 

[aRTie02150]

I've never heard this one?



Ooh literal Bubbler!

The joke is I'm just going off my answer on the other thread where I say the opposite.

 

[bantadant]

That aliens and missiles hit the Trade Towers.

A distinguished four star general is visiting his troops stationed in Iraq. While taking a tour with his first sergeant of the facility he notices a lone 747 near the edge of the base. He asks his sergeant, "Why is there a 747 there?"
The sergeant answers, "Well, the men use that 747 to have sex."
Disgusted, the general says, "Get rid of that 747 immediately. I will not have my troops engaging in that kind of activity, it's disgraceful."
The sergeant responds "Sir, we tried, three times, but the men keep bringing in new ones." He continues "Sir, they are out here 24 hours a day 7 days a week and there are no women on this base. They have to have sex. We can't control that. It's a morale issue."
The General says "Well take me over there so I can get a look a this 747" The first sergeant drives him over and the General jumps out of the jeep immediately. He tears off all his clothes and goes to town on the 747. Afterward he declares, "Well that's not too bad. I guess they can keep the 747"
The sergeant replies, "Yes sir, but normally the men just ride the 747 over to the perpetrate 9/11

 

[White nigger slayer]

A distinguished four star general is visiting his troops stationed in Iraq. While taking a tour with his first sergeant of the facility he notices a lone 747 near the edge of the base. He asks his sergeant, "Why is there a 747 there?"
The sergeant answers, "Well, the men use that 747 to have sex."
Disgusted, the general says, "Get rid of that 747 immediately. I will not have my troops engaging in that kind of activity, it's disgraceful."
The sergeant responds "Sir, we tried, three times, but the men keep bringing in new ones." He continues "Sir, they are out here 24 hours a day 7 days a week and there are no women on this base. They have to have sex. We can't control that. It's a morale issue."
The General says "Well take me over there so I can get a look a this 747" The first sergeant drives him over and the General jumps out of the jeep immediately. He tears off all his clothes and goes to town on the 747. Afterward he declares, "Well that's not too bad. I guess they can keep the 747"
The sergeant replies, "Yes sir, but normally the men just ride the 747 over to the perpetrate 9/11

Uhhh boo

 

[guest]

The highest echelons of secular society are under the control of literal demonic forces.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

The NFL convinced Michael Vick to go to Philly on the bench instead of Buffalo

 

[JamieConway]

That jews run showbiz and the banks. I'm not sure it's even a conspiracy anymore.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Yakub

 

[BUBBLER]

Yakub

I knew you were a nagger

 

[bantadant]

That jews run showbiz and the banks. I'm not sure it's even a conspiracy anymore.

Just the fact that you can't openly say it proves that it's true

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Pizzagate

 

[PickleRickle]

All of them are true, except for flat earth.

 

[guest]

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