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What would Pat do if he won the lottery?
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It's like a test where you have to say the first thing that comes to mind. I immediately had a fantasy of Nikki pushing him overboard on a cruise ship.
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I was thinking Niki's mom would give him the "Roy Robinson special."
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He would immediately buy all the crap that he insulted other (self-made, successful) people online for buying. A supercar, a rare motorcycle, gaudy, useless things for his home.
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Buy some magic beans.
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FEEELIN FAT FAT FAT
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He'd drink himself to death in a year.
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The world would starve
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Lie about it.
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Most normal people go bust in like two years after winning the lottery
Now imagine giving the biggest asshole you know a pile of “fuck you money” and how quick he’d burn it all on superficial status symbols
The thing Pat wants more than anything in life is for average joes to know how much better he is than them
Now imagine giving the biggest asshole you know a pile of “fuck you money” and how quick he’d burn it all on superficial status symbols
The thing Pat wants more than anything in life is for average joes to know how much better he is than them
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I don't think there'd be much time between him winning it and him getting stoned to death
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I think he'd get all kinds of vanity cosmetic procedures like his hair or maybe a breast lift or stomach stapling. You know cause he's a young hip American badass. Picture Pat with Cumia soy sauce on his head.
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theyre individually places follicles!
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He would end up losing it all in civil suits for false accusations.
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Fuck it up
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He'd pay an Indian to shit all over him.
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