What would be the most satisfying way for Jim, Opie and Anthony to die?

[CorradoSoprano4]

For me it would be:

• Opie getting kicked to death by a pack of homeless people led by the guy who's cake Opie stepped on 15 years ago.
• Jim dying from HIV/aids after a long painful battle with nobody at his deathbed.
• Anthony getting stabbed in the gut by a black person.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Ant getting shot dead on his doorstep by a crying Bobo.

"I..i loved you, awoight!"

 

[Stent]

Somehow they get sentenced to prison all at the same time like in Seinfeld. They all get shanked within days for being unbearable.

 

[analeggsalad]

without headlines, only found out through their funeral comments page

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Jimmy gains so much weight he just flies upwards like a helium balloon and eventually reaches outer space and dies.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Opie: dementia.

Jimmy: knifed by a trannny prostitute's Puerto Rican pimp.

Nana: liver failure while living in a boarding house occupied by registered sex offenders.

Joe: carbon monoxide leak.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

While livestreaming and driving, Opie gets into a high speed collision without wearing his seatbelt and we get to watch his body bounce around the entire interior of the car like a ragdoll.

 

[guest]

Nana in South Carolina, getting lynched by some good ole boys after they find out he was texting the local kids their age.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Anthony: Black men break into his house and rob him. They kill him because he cannot have guns anymore

Jim: Fucked to death by a tranny

Opie: His retarded daughter headbutts him with her helmet on and he cracks his head open on the sidewalk

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Joe is pulled over and shot to death by a white cop for being a nigger

 

[wbgreen]

Opie: Out filming his walking/talking video. Gets sucker punched in the back of the head. His death video goes viral, becoming the most popular thing he's ever done.

Jim: Home alone, flipping through TV, and lands on the the Emmys. Just as Louis CK is about to win and ward for a self-funded miniseries (Jim was not cast in, so Jim was not at the awards show), he chokes on an olive. Because he lives alone, no one is there to save him, so he dies. The last thing he sees as the light goes him is the friend he turned his back get accolades from Hollywood, his career restored. Louis will be on stage with the true friends who stuck by him after his scandal.

Ant: Shot to death by good ol' boys who think he's a no good nig. They are right, of course.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Opie: beheaded by spun Bam Margera

Jim: Murdered with Sam by Patrick S Tomlinson for calling him fat online. Ground into a veal-like aids niggeroni and marketed as High Five Mulatter blend.

Anth: the eternal life of the damned, ghoul as he is. Never die, Tranth. Just order another Richard Simmons wig and find the next young guy or boy to reject you sexually.

 

[Meownaw]

By PESTicide. Going fawking full circle.

 

[Dennyislife]

Anthony shot by police and we all start a Arabs lives matter movement off the back of it.

Opie people just forget about him and he fades into nonetheless scattered on the wind.

Jim. Crushed by podcast equipment.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Jim and Nana: raped to death by a pack of niggers, and it will be their own fault

Opie: death by orgasm during foursome with three Victoria's Secret models.

The smell's gonna be the same, brotherman!

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Jim getting back into drinking, calling someone a nigger and being stabbed to death.

Anthony being caught with a 12 year old. He then gets tied to a tree and his cock and balls shoved in his mouth left to die after being cut off by a bowie knife.

Opie growing old, with many loved ones by his side.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Jim gets canceled, scrubbed from entertainment, civil suites from his victims leave him destitute and he returns to working as a fork lift operator.
In a moment of weakness he drinks too much medicated cough syrup, under the influence he crashes the fork lift into a shipment of magazines featuring Louie CK on the cover and dies from the weight of the magazines crushing him.

 

[UnPRePared]

While livestreaming and driving, Opie gets into a high speed collision without wearing his seatbelt and we get to watch his body bounce around the entire interior of the car like a ragdoll.

There was a game my brother Steve used to play on PlayStation 3, where you launched people ragdoll style to break shit.

For some reason, he always used George Takei in that game. I never thought it homophobic, but now...?

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Obscurity

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Anthony: A stake through the heart. It’s the only way to be sure.

Norton: Some type of large trap, where a bar flings down at high speed, where the intent is to break the neck. Could maybe use egg whites as bait. Alcohol or drugs won’t work since he’s barely done any.

Opester: Hope he lives long enough for his kids to be taken care of. Then, he continues to do his livestream on the streets, for 7 viewers. Autistically paying attention to his phone, the old man gets blasted by a truck.