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What was the coolest thing that happened when you went to high school?

Nigger John

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I was remembering today about how this one kid, who I think might have been trailer trash legit tryed to murder another kid in the hall way.

So this short faggot, I think the day before , hit this chic. Well the chic, who grew up to be a legit opioid addict who fucks niggers, boyfriend got fucking pissed about it.

So the next day, the trailer trash kid wore steel toe work boots to school and in between classes jumped him, and repeatedly kick the dudes head in.

The kicker got kicked (no pun intended) out of school. The short kid was one of those pop punk kids so he should have been thanking the kicker really.

And no, I wasn’t ether of them.
 
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Some kid broke into my brothers truck and stole my bubbler in 9th grade. Kid was a total douchebag. One night we were at a party and a bong went missing and I told the crazy bitch who’s bong it was that Joey (the same kid) stole it and she went absolutely drunkenly ballistic and flipped shit and ended up sticking the barrel of a 30-30 in his mouth and made him get on his knees in front of everyone. He started blubbering and crying for mercy and I continued to berate him with her and dumped a warm beer right on his head and started mocking him about being a littke bitch. He ended up killing some black kid not long after and is currently doing a long sentence for murder. He might actually be out or getting out really soon. Joey Parrish from Virginia. Total faggot.
 
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I went over to this girl's house who my friend liked and her family was gone. She gave me some iced tea and then we were gonna go swimming but I FAWKED her right in the little cabana next to the pool. She got pregnant though so I had to pay for one of those abortions
 
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I had a kid come up to me about slinging dope for him and showed me what was prob a QP in his back pack. I told that nigger to get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. Sure enough later that day the cops were walking him out.

Had a friend throw one of those heavy ass chair/desk combos at a teacher cuz she told him to stop talking. Same dude was on the basketball team and got into a fight on the court with a guy from another school. Dude got up in his face and Joey head-butted him so hard they shared a thought. He seriously crumpled the dude. Then a coach had to drag him out of there into the locker room while he was telling the whole opposing bleachers they weren't shit. Mother fucker gets loose and comes flying out from the locker room back onto to court looking to keep brawling until a few adults had to finally take him down.

Another buddy used to pick me up in stolen cars late at night and we'd cruise around smoking weed till early AM then he'd ditch the cars in this swamp by my house, which was kinda in the hood.

A kid I knew was the son of a big deal porno site owner and got carjacked right out in front of the school as he was driving in one morning. Story was he fucked around with some real ass gang bangers over some coke and didn't pay them back, but I never got the story from the horses mouth, so who knows.

One of the teachers used to deliver pizzas over the summer and me and my buddies used to get him to deliver pizzas to us and then stiff him on the tip. That same teacher got fired for trying to hook up with one of the senior girls a few weeks before graduation. She wasn't into it at all and made a big deal about it.

My buddy fucked this 6/10 early 20s teacher our senior year and everyone knew about it but no one cared. Kinda weird in retrospect.
 
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TheRevAlJolson said:
I had a kid come up to me about slinging dope for him and showed me what was prob a QP in his back pack. I told that nigger to get the fuck outta here with that bullshit. Sure enough later that day the cops were walking him out.

Had a friend throw one of those heavy ass chair/desk combos at a teacher cuz she told him to stop talking. Same dude was on the basketball team and got into a fight on the court with a guy from another school. Dude got up in his face and Joey head-butted him so hard they shared a thought. He seriously crumpled the dude. Then a coach had to drag him out of there into the locker room while he was telling the whole opposing bleachers they weren't shit. Mother fucker gets loose and comes flying out from the locker room back onto to court looking to keep brawling until a few adults had to finally take him down.

Another buddy used to pick me up in stolen cars late at night and we'd cruise around smoking weed till early AM then he'd ditch the cars in this swamp by my house, which was kinda in the hood.

A kid I knew was the son of a big deal porno site owner and got carjacked right out in front of the school as he was driving in one morning. Story was he fucked around with some real ass gang bangers over some coke and didn't pay them back, but I never got the story from the horses mouth, so who knows.

One of the teachers used to deliver pizzas over the summer and me and my buddies used to get him to deliver pizzas to us and then stiff him on the tip. That same teacher got fired for trying to hook up with one of the senior girls a few weeks before graduation. She wasn't into it at all and made a big deal about it.

My buddy fucked this 6/10 early 20s teacher our senior year and everyone knew about it but no one cared. Kinda weird in retrospect.
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Fucking people over in dope deals is just fucking retarded. Fawkin greedy fucks. Dealing drugs should be a layup, but retards want to make crack moves and be greedy. There's literally enough money and enough addicts/users to go around.
 
TheRevAlJolson

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EraGodless said:
Fucking people over in dope deals is just fucking retarded. Fawkin greedy fucks. Dealing drugs should be a layup, but retards want to make crack moves and be greedy. There's literally enough money and enough addicts/users to go around.
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Yeah, and that kid was flush with his dad's cash, so I never understood why he would fuck some dudes over on a coke deal.
 
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Our soccer team won the state championship and we started storming the field in celebration. We couldnt because they needed to play like 5 games in a row because multiple title games all played there that day. So the college we played at hired the football team to act as security, which basically meant a bunch of roided up meatheads chomping at the bit to tackle fags.
This one virgin we all hated, but that girls would invite to parties out of sympathy was absolutely destroyed by 2 big dudes. It ruled, plus we won states so the overall dopamine in that moment was just insane.
 
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On my last day of school ever, we had a graduation ceremony walk-through, and during this practice run, the class valedictorian, a kid nicknamed Scoop, did his speech. During his speech, we razzed, heckled, and threw things at him mercilessly, and the principal flipped out, and threatened to cancel the ceremony and blah blah blah. So during the actual graduation, Scoop's speech was coming up, and we were all eyeballing him as he stood in the wings shitting his pants in terror. So he was introduced, and walks out, and we all looked at each other, and we erupted in a raucous standing ovation, chanting "Scoop, Scoop" for like five minutes. Boy was his face red.

We had to have graduation inside because it was raining that day. After it was over, they herded us down a hallway, and everyone spontaneously freaked out and started trashing the place. Punching out ceiling tiles, discharging fire extinguishers, yanking lockers from the wall, total mayhem. It was like a bad 1980s music video or something. Teachers and admins were all screaming for us to stop, they threatened to call the cops, and so forth. These were all white kids, mind you. Good times.
 
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satanssockpuppet said:
On my last day of school ever, we had a graduation ceremony walk-through, and during this practice run, the class valedictorian, a kid nicknamed Scoop, did his speech. During his speech, we razzed, heckled, and threw things at him mercilessly, and the principal flipped out, and threatened to cancel the ceremony and blah blah blah. So during the actual graduation, Scoop's speech was coming up, and we were all eyeballing him as he stood in the wings shitting his pants in terror. So he was introduced, and walks out, and we all looked at each other, and we erupted in a raucous standing ovation, chanting "Scoop, Scoop" for like five minutes. Boy was his face red.

We had to have graduation inside because it was raining that day. After it was over, they herded us down a hallway, and everyone spontaneously freaked out and started trashing the place. Punching out ceiling tiles, discharging fire extinguishers, yanking lockers from the wall, total mayhem. It was like a bad 1980s music video or something. Teachers and admins were all screaming for us to stop, they threatened to call the cops, and so forth. These were all white kids, mind you. Good times.
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How did Scoop turn out as an adult?
 
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