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What videos do you watch first thing in the morning as part of your daily motivation?

Professor Rape

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My second favorite. The fact that this yayo'd out nigger payed this dumb news bitch no mind while dominating the direction of this conversation was a masterclass on how to deal with these agenda driven media types.

I've always loved how he had that "LIVING IN AMERICA" punchline ready to go so quickly.
 

JamieConway

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My second favorite. The fact that this yayo'd out nigger payed this dumb news bitch no mind while dominating the direction of this conversation was a masterclass on how to deal with these agenda driven media types.

They used to play the audio of this on Stern and my friends and I would quote it non stop in highschool. "It's a man'sssss world."
 

Professor Rape

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I like to watch baby elephants playing. It makes me happy. I also like to watch Moo Deng the baby pygmy hippo try to tear her handler apart but she can't because she's too little.
I watched a few baby elephant videos coz of that post, but then found this. Damn, elephants are like dinosaurs. Listen to this shit.

 

Professor Rape

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In the Bible god kind of brags he behaves that he created the Leviathan and the Behemoth. An elephant can be considered the Behemoth.
I had to look that up. What the fuck, that shit's really in the Bible. I did kinda skip through Job though, since it was just verse after verse about how much suffering he was going through. And the jews had the audacity to complain about Mel Gibson's movie for doing the same thing.
 

Turk February

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I had to look that up. What the fuck, that shit's really in the Bible. I did kinda skip through Job though, since it was just verse after verse about how much suffering he was going through. And the jews had the audacity to complain about Mel Gibson's movie for doing the same thing.
It's my favorite book of the Old Testament. It shows how much the notion of justice has changed in 3000 years.
 

RoTheHo69

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My second favorite. The fact that this yayo'd out nigger payed this dumb news bitch no mind while dominating the direction of this conversation was a masterclass on how to deal with these agenda driven media types.

You could only pull this shit off if you're James Brown or Beet. Anyone else they'd ask why you're being retarded.
 

Turk February

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Can you explain that for the folks at home
God and Satan make a bet to see how much they can test a good man and keep his faith. God kills his family, all his crops and beast, afflicts him with disease. Job begins to question his faith. God comes and tells him to never question him. They argue. Eventually God gives him a bigger family and bigger farm when he proves his faith.

Edit 1: sorry, it's the devil. 2 distinct entities.
 
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